As some of you know I am an activist against delivery fees and specially tipping. But okay I will pay the company's delivery fee, just that.. okay. Well the guy pulls up and then starts doing this face while looking at the box "9.. 9.54 ... This must be a mistake, we do not deliver if the sum amount is less than $10." I roll my eyes as he starts to say this. Then he starts to shake his head like he isn't gonna give me my pizza. I politely ask him "give me pizza, sir". He starts reaching for his phone like he is gonna call Dominos to have my pizza revoked or something. I reach inside the car and grab the box firmly and start pulling it my way. I tell him give the goddamn box I am hungry as **** stop this now.
He starts a tug of war with the box and I finally managed to take it away from him. He drops the phone and says something like "hell nah dawg", pushes the door wide open. I start to run away ( I dropped the $10 on the floor), he comes at me and I have no other choise but to pull out the pepper spray I use to walk my dog every day. I spray him violently, he starts like crumbling down and tell me "you will regret this". Hops on the car and pretty much storms off while flipping the sky lol because he couldn't see.
I am still agitated. All for a goddamn pizza. I felt kind of bad but **** I'm hungry and you're gonna be a jackass like that man.
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