review 21 is star wars the empire strikes money for making this game!!!

User Rating: 3.5 | Star Wars: Teikoku no Gyakushuu NES
in a galaxy really far away or you know what who cares about
this and its boring and enjoy the sequel..........................................

THE EMPIRE STRIKES MONEY FOR MAKING THIS GAME NES.

oh my gosh im somewhere at a cold snowiness disastrous place.
oh no!!!its a huge monster.ELMO!!!.20 SECONDS LATER.
im free and hon just saved me and were back in space.well lets
see other nes games he has.the empire strikes back for nes.
there's a sequel!!!no its not true.THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!sorry
just practicing my lines for that when Darth Vader says hes my
father i know what to say.well here is the game.anyway here
is the game.its kinda the same as the first but well its better.
JUST KIDDING.it sucks monkey poo from a donkey/monkey.
like half oh never mind.so you play as Luke in the snow level and
its a pain up my butt.if you don't believe me play it yourself i dare
you.oh no were in the death star again.JUST KIDDING.im in
a swamp and i have to find Yoda in order to face Darth Vader.
i cant see anything so might as well play this some more.
so im in a swamp level and there is bad guys everywhere.also the
jumps are hard.how dare they make money with this poop.
well the title is the empire strikes money for making this game.
that's it!!!the empire shall die.WHAT!!! what was that.ohhhhhhh
its just a green midget.IM YODA YOU BASTARD!!!oh sorry.

15 minutes later..........

bye Yoda thanks for the help.come on r2d2 you bastard.well
time to face Vader.holy cow im can sense that hon solo got
frozen in this strange thing and going to Jabbas hut and
in the next review i save him and see Lela in a medal bikini.
SWEET!!!well were here finally we had to stop to MC Donald's
and it made r2d2 fat.LATER THAT DAY.well time to face Vader.
Luke join the dark side its awesome bro.oh and Luke.
I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
no that's not true.THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!well maybe it could be true.well see ya Father.later after falling.well im on this pole and need to go pea.might as well play this game but where to
hook it up?what a minute i have this game on gameboy.i
mean its kinda the same.well im only goona talk about the
last level.so i fight Vader and he is so easy in the game but
if you don't crouch down when he attacks he could be hard.
well that's that.no more classicgamejunk star wars game series.
i mean there was never a return of the Jedi for nes well maybe
i could still do i review on it.super star wars 6 for snes.