I'll assume you've already read the GS review and go straight into what makes this a horrible game that's still worth $4

User Rating: 5 | Sneak King X360
By pinefresh711 | Review Date:
What horrible game this is. And not just because it’s blatant advertising with shallow gameplay. This game is broken. There are several gripes I have about Sneak King starting with the fact that the controls are inverted. Hasn’t anyone noticed that when you push the stick left, the camera goes left, but the King goes right? This feels completely unnatural and marred the entire experience for me. Another problem is after completing a challenge, it starts you back at the beginning of the map which means you have to truck all the back to where you were to start a new challenge.

Some of the challenges were just ridiculous (find 10 hiding spots) and took a long time too; such as the ones were you had to “stalk” people from hiding places only. The sounds of this game are absolutely appalling. No one speaks but everyone mumbles. The music constantly interrupts itself and is just plain annoying. The game looks atrocious too. I know it only costs $4, but it just makes me sad to think of these mindless NPCs wandering this dismal, deadly dull world, thinking of hamburgers, and then passing out from hunger if the King doesn’t come to their rescue.

These horrible problems aside, there are a few aspects that make this game worth buying. I love the little dances the King does when he performs a flourish. I like stalking people. The game does have its own crazy style and humor. And the idea is just so insane that you have to experience it yourself. Experience it for about 30 minutes and then you’re done.

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