Trashy and...well, just trashy

User Rating: 6.6 | Rumble Roses PS2
We men have often been used as sex objects in wrestling games, but not anymore! Our time has come! It's time for the women to wrestle in gravey (because that sure as hell isn't mud) and bounce for our enjoyment! Who's with me?!

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Okay, those who are with me are probably too busy probably pretending they don't play this game since like the title says, it's trashy. Though when it's an all female wrestling game you can't expect it or any wrestling game to be done with class. For gods sake a fan favorite is an undead biker who has died like 5 times so far.

So instead of shying away from the subject Rumble Roses injects plenty of it. Sure they aren't fulfill your Diva Fantasy matches, but they're still trying to make a wrestling game with just as skimpy (if not more) outfits. It embraces it full force with the story mode; which involves brain washing, corpses turned cyborg pro wrestlers and many other things. This can be either a good thing or bad thing, long as you're ready to embrace the trashy corniness of it all.

Though it's BS to say you play wrestling video games just for the story, the gameplay itself has to be good and Rumble Roses can't distinguish itself as well with that. Sure it has the addition of embaressment moves done after doing enough showy submissions, but they're not as embaressing as just another finisher. If it had been a top ripped off and hair pulling and spankings and... You know i think you get the idea, but it just doesn't live up to the name. The creator said he was trying to create an arcadey wrestling game and he only wanted to keep it down to two players to maintain the pace. Well, he could've added two perhaps even four more to add to the trashiness, but instead it just plays like any other wrestling game except with alot less modes and gimmicks. Sure it tries to change it a bit by adding the vow mode that decides whether you wrestler is a heroine or villian, but it isn't enough to change the game and isn't as deep as it should be.

Long as you're going into this game thinking "boobies! Boobies! Boobies!" Or "Boobies in gravey! Boobies in Gravey!" Then you'll get a kick out of this and all the different variety of girls and the story mode. Since honestly if youre buying it and thinking of a wrestling game with style, then you are a flithy commie liar.