I... I can't stop crying. Not because of how good this game is, but by how profoundly affected I've been by it. From the instant I booted it up and was subjected to it's utter splendor did all the ills of the world fade away and the heavens rained down gold upon my life. This is pleasure incarnate. When the masters of the renaissance; Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael created their works of divinely inspired art, they merely tickled us with the pure glory that is presented to us as REVELATIONS 2012. Generations from now people will weep in jealousy as we were here for this shining moment, the apex of civilization and the culmination of all human achievement. Men will now ride into battle not with Bibles in their breast pockets, but copies of Revelations 2012. The foundation of our society will no longer be based upon ancient scripts with cryptic codes judging us from the past. No, Revelations 2012 will guide us and be our father. Praise be to Revelations 2012.
I bought about 20 copies of this game while it was on sale for my friends as an "end of the world" joke. Several of us played it through and while this game has various issues and is generally rather bad we really enjoye... Read Full Review
As usual I've been hard at work keeping the streets clean with Street Cleaner Simulator. I never thought to even think of venturing out side as I have an important job of keeping the city as beautiful as ever. My only fr... Read Full Review
