Girls in churchs are freaks. Specialy the pastors daughter,

I guess thats a reason to go for many people

I heard people actually pray TO Chuck Norris.

And some other people pray to the Pokemon god. Seriously no joke man. Crazy stuff out there bug

My GFs little sister explained this to me

She spoke of bending time and space, to reach a certain point in time without having to travel to it.

But I was just like "Eh?"

www.fantasticcontraption.com

That things like the energizer bunny, Thing will keep you going and going bug

What if that cat... Was a spy... And it worked for some underground nation ruled by dogs?

And started a war because you killed it

But i'd be mad if you poisoned my cat though.

That used to happen to me when i was younger. But now only when im drunk.

BUt that used to freak me out though