Things I want to do before I die (not ordered)

-Shoot a sniper rifle, and maybe own one

-Make a wooden bow for myself

-Finish all my games

-Custom make an awesome computer for myself

-Get a job that is well paying and that I enjoy

-Own a nice house

-Own a nice car

-Visit Rome

-Pass college with good marks

-Get rich (by that I mean never in need of money)

-Make something I am proud of

-Make or do something major that I am be credited for

-Make a simple game by myself

-Get married

-Have children

-Learn to play drums

Would you like to live forever?

I would not, since there would be no reason to live life to the fullest, since you have to potential to do almost anything with the time you have. Life also might get a little boring.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

I had really bad diarrhea one day and had taken sleeping pills and there was no power at my house, so I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could, but tripped and fell flat on my face. The worst part came next when I couldnt hold it in any longer and crapped all over the ground. I couldnt see anything at all so I assumed I could clean it the next day, which was my biggest mistake. I tripped in my own crap and fell face first into it and got a whole gob in my mouth and gagged then threw up all over the ground.

So Im laying there with the taste of crap and vomit in my mouth when I fall asleep right there. I woke up really uncomfortable and yawned, breathing in a whole bunch of crap and vomit which went down my throat making me vomit again and run screaming from the room with my pants halfway down stinking of vomit and feces.

cell1138

Same thing. Funniest entry here.

I was wondering what you people did during winter break. I went to Reno for 2 days, but I mostly played games...

Not the best break, but not bad either.

Runescape is a really good MMORPG where u can fight, own a house, fight other players, make money, have many different skills, make stuff, many quests, etc.

The graphics and sound are not the best, but it is 3d and u do not have to download it. You can have a free account or pay $5 a month for tons of things to do.

I might get flamed for this...most people dont like runescape very much:P

I want to get a new computer that can actually run new games...:(

hp pavilion a800n

448 MB RAM

64 MB Video Card (VIA/S3G UniChrome IGP)