Microsoft plans on AIR dropping xbox1's into the middle of the South American jungle in order for the yet unknown tribes of Argentina, who having never seen plastic before, at which point will proclaim it's a gift from their pagan God and be placed next to their shrunken head collection. Oddly enough, I just urinated in what was supposed to be my snack, it was a bowl of frosted Cheerios and I mistakenly thought it was the toilet/supervisors head.
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