here's a handy template you can copy/paste, so you wont need to think too hard to sound cool and elitist
------------------ OH FFS!!!!
Microsoft just announced <insert article header here> and how is this news when <insert your stupid reason here> was done ages ago! !!
Microsoft should up their game, excuse the pun. I mean everything they release is just the same old <insert reference to fecal matter here> and all the sheep just keep buying their <insert reference to fecal matter here>
I've had enough, I'm not drinking their Koolaid and I'm taking my wallet to <Sony, Nintendo, etc> ---------
oh man is that the video they put up on kickstarter?
the voice over sounds like my grandpa. "Right you are son, you just give me your money and you can go enjoy some ridin in yo squad car and some shootin and handcuffin in small town america"
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