• jerusaelem’s Activity
  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Pikuniku Review - Tasty Morsel.

    Yeesh. He says it's short, but you almost have to calculate the length yourself based on the footage provided above. That goofball spends about 4 minutes trying to figure out a simple box puzzle your ...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post We Spend 10 Days With Nintendo Switch's First Dedicated Fitness Game.

    @Yurdle: I'm assuming you attempted a particularly difficult "hardcore" sit-up and somehow ended up stuck up your own ass. I love how every jackass who spends a few months in a gym turns into an amate...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post New Overwatch Update Patch Launches Event With Special Ana Skin.

    @saint311: ...and?

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Bury Me, My Love Review - Trials And Tribulations.

    @will_werk4shmeckles95: Crossing the border is "illegal" ergo people who cross the border are "criminals". Idiot logic at its unmitigated finest. PS: I don't think "Liberal video game" is reading the ...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Bury Me, My Love Review - Trials And Tribulations.

    @bigdc: It's a video game. This is a website that reviews video games. Why would they not review it? If you don't agree with the politics, don't play the game. I know that's a pretty simple concept, b...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Dragon Age News Coming Soon, BioWare Teases.

    "Look for more on this in the coming month (though I won't tell you where to look…)"If you're using the same character generator that you used for Mass Effect Andromeda, I suppose the most appropriate...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Today's Final Fallout 76 Beta Date & Time For PS4, Xbox One, PC: When Is The Last Test?.

    Does anybody else think that Fallout 76 almost feels like a shitty Vault-tek experiment gone wrong? They're trying to pass it off as something bright, shiny and new, but when you finally crack it open...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Our Mixed Feelings From The Fallout 76 Beta.

    I never understood why there couldn't just be an option to play with a friend or two in any given Fallout or Elderscrolls game. Same world. Same game. Just...play with a friend, or you know, don't. Th...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Fallout 76 Can Work As A Single-Player Game.

    Practically every Bethesda game in the last 10 years, aside from Dishonored, has required outside modding to even be worth playing. This is a watered down, multiplayer Fallout with most likely zero po...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Red Dead Redemption 2 Review - Wild Wild West.

    @kiggor: They allowed a woman to write the review. That's about all that's required these days for your average sad and lonely manbaby to start crying "SJW!!!"They should have apparently spent more ti...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Netflix's Castlevania Season 2 Full Review: Dark Metamorphosis.

    @autumnvarela: Silly troll is trying too hard. Silly troll should go back under its bridge and yell at goats. Silly troll should also seek medical help, because silly troll's imagination appears to be...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Netflix's Castlevania Season 2 Full Review: Dark Metamorphosis.

    @J_aaron: Considering the fact that it's written by a critically acclaimed, multi award winning author who also happens to be one of the best comic book writers of our time, I'm going to say yeah, the...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Child of Light Review.

    @jh2: I...genuinely can't tell if you're trying to be sarcastic. It looks like you tried to cram a weeks worth of word-a-day calendar gibberish into three sentences immediately after binge watching al...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Fallout 76: We Played For 3 Hours, Here's What We Learned.

    "It feels like Fallout 4"...except the entire world is empty and there are no NPCs. ...so it's nothing like Fallout 4 and the entire half-assed "story"/crappy tutorial is played out on 30 second casse...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Venom Review: A Comic Book Movie Time Capsule.

    @tmg1276: Yes it is. Please leave.

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Star Wars Show Reveals First Image And Confirms Thor: Ragnarok Director.

    @alex33x: If all you care about is .0001% of an expanded, intricate Star Wars universe, that's all well and good, but don't presume to speak for the rest of us. If you told Star Wars geeks 20 years ag...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Spider-Man PS4 Dev Responds To "Downgrade" Claims - GS News Update.

    But....without petty, fabricated outrage and controversy, where I am supposed to derive feelings of pointless anger, hate, rage and other such emotions so that I can, albeit temporarily, feel like a r...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post No Man's Sky Next: The 9 Most Bizarre Discoveries (So Far).

    Those Horror eggs are worth a cool 500k for a stack of five. On average you can make out with at least 5 to 8 stacks easy. They're a great way to get some decent start up credits if you're just coming...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post We Happy Few Review.

    This nearly broken, buggy af, overpriced and overhyped game is kind of boring, as shallow as a half filled kiddie pool, and a modern textbook example of style over substance?Nah man. Must be a huge an...

  • jerusaelem posted a message on the post Dead Cells Review: Rise From Your Grave.

    Fun game. Could definitely used some balance tweeks or at least a couple good mods to smooth it out. The zero cool down teleporting enemies, for example, can eat an entire two cart pile of butts. They...