@philip6k: yes, you are the victor of the war that happened in your head. But it's your head, so did you really win at all?

@philip6k: these are just words. They don't even have meaning to you. But you'll always have that one shitty dick joke.

@philip6k: thanks for the life advice, cokehead.

@philip6k: today a cokehead told me I'm a nobody. What am I to do?

@philip6k: Sure thing, weird man. But I do hope you get clean.

@philip6k: yes, you just described a coke head perfectly. Your behavior makes a sort of sense in this light.Yes, your attempt at humor by way of swapping out one shitty drug for another was dumb. You...

@philip6k: i don't know, why don't you tell me what coke does to you? I think I'm seeing its effects play out now.Yes, dumb dumb, that shit you snort up your nose DOES delude you, and it does "tell y...

@philip6k: maybe it's the coke that told you I was referring to myself in the third person. That must've been someone else you were trolling (also poorly, I'd imagine).Maybe the coke tells you you're...

@philip6k: more importantly, did you win the argument you came here to win? When you were arguing with a stranger about when the Switch OLED came out and you came here to look it up and responded to ...

@philip6k: that's it. You finally got me.

@philip6k: I'm sure you're right and you're a real winner no matter what they say or how much evidence to the contrary you continue to provide

@esqueejy: I don't think it damages Jack shit. It is absurd, but so is your reaction to it. You're not really that fragile, right?

Great. Now F-Zero GX and Mario Kart on PSVR2

If they want to cut down on costs they could hire smaller teams to create actual games, give them all of the time they need to finish the games, hire more beta testers, shit-can anyone whose job title...

@philip6k: every word you say on here is both stereotypical and cringe. You must be going for irony. Also my feelings are really hurt and you're not weird at all

@philip6k: whatever you say, cool guy.

@philip6k: There is a profound insecurity at work here.Why were you on a two-year-old article announcing the Switch OLED when you "stumbled" onto my comment?See, I know you're more than a little odd, ...

Praises Mallrats, praises Swingers, does not understand what a revival is, praises Superbad, writes about the 40 Year Old Virgin like a youth minister.Boy, oh boy.It's amusing how in scenes such as th...

@al89lan: "Hey, Mikey! Is he beautiful? Is he brown?"

@spacemanlegend: uh huh. You haven't played the game.