Jersey Girl- Bruce Springsteen

No Surrender- Bruce Springsteen

1. There is this guy that leaves his house to go on a business trip. On the trip, he calls his house and a maid answers it.

"We don't have a maid in our house" the guy
"I just got hired today"
"Okay, so can I speak to my wife?"
"Sorry, your wife is in her bedroom with a man"
"Do you want a million dollars? Shoot them both for me."

The maid shoots them both.

"Okay, so hide the gun in our swimming pool" the guy
"You don't have a swimming pool"
"Sorry, wrong house"

2. A guy is on a horse and goes to a hotel on Tuesday. He stays there for 7 nights and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

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The horses name is Friday.

I laughed at the first joke, but the second was a bit messed up.

Well, if you watch a show, you can always stop, turn off the TV, and do something else. But, if you are in the middle of a MW2 game, you might not easily turn the TV off and quit. Well, that's what I think.

The River- Bruce Springsteen

There were aliens long time ago in a galaxy far away.

I havee been listening to Music From Big Pink by the Band and the E Street Shuffle by Bruce Springsteen a lot this week. I don't have pictures because my computer takes really long to load them.