"You post on online forums dont you?"Zerocrossings

Yeah, I'm sure an 80 year old man gets that all the time.

"why are you so quiet?"

how the hell do they expect me to answer that. :|

bojingles4393

Exactly. I get that all the time.

[QUOTE="ecamped"]

So a man walks into an office, and says "OUCH!"

A Mexican and an African-American are driving a car. Who's driving?

A policeman.

NO OFFENSE TO ANYBODY, I'LL DELETE THE JOKE IF ANYBODY'S OFFENDED!

HellRazer360

Yeah, well, i've been suspended three times in a month for saying anything slightly offensive. I don't want it to happen again. I think there's somebody who keeps reporting me. Somebody has something against me.

So a man walks into an office, and says "OUCH!"

A Mexican and an African-American are in a car. Who's driving?

A policeman.

NO OFFENSE TO ANYBODY, I'LL DELETE THE JOKE IF ANYBODY'S OFFENDED!

EDIT: I just ruined that joke, just forget it.

I got 1003 points in my Honors English class. The thing is, only 1000 were available! Woot!

Not quite as cool, I also earned an A (96.25) in my Spanish 1. I am still witing for the grades for Psych and Trig.

How about you?

Shrodinger

I got a 5.67 GPA, WOOt!

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

I get that all the time, do they really think it's going to work?

"Are you okay?"

or "What's wrong?"

The answer will always be "None of your concern". Infact, I hate when I'm asked any personal question at all. I don't know why, it just irriates me.

GettingTired

So by "getting tired", are you getting tired of GS, or tired of your life?

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"]I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... >_>MagnumPI

Aw, does that mean I have to go to court as a witness? Cause I'm hiding in a freezer right now.

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"]I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... >_>mowz00

Hey I seen that.

I was the guy on the park bench eating an ice cream cone.

Hey, I saw that, too. I was the ice cream cone. You forgot to finish me.

I like to take long walks in the woods

My summer job entails counting live crabs out all day

I am academically retarded

xXBuffJeffXx

I should get a job this summer, I need to start saving up for college.

Yeah, I got a 2.3 this grading period, and I was actually trying. But I usually get around a 3.5.