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You've probably never heard of this one. It is quite similar to the sponge in the toilet trick except much more vicious. My friend did this at one of the residence halls at his college and they had to evacuate half the building. He was expelled for doing it -- he couldn't keep his mouth shut about his heroic feat -- so be careful whom you telling about your deeds. Let's get down to business. What you need is:
# A Large box of the most awful tea you can find (100 teabags at least)
# Lots of yeast
# Lots of sugar
Empty each teabag of its contents, then fill it 2/3 sugar and the rest with yeast. Make like a huge pile of them so you can be sure you won't run out. Also, make sure to staple together the top of the tea bags so they are sealed closed.
Now for the fun part: Find a building to sabotage, preferably a school of some sort or maybe a dorm. Visit each bathroom and flush 5-10 baggies down the toilet. Then make sure to STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE PLACE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. The entire sewer system will be infested with colonies of fermenting yeast and as a result feces will be oozing all over the place - out of every toilet, sink, shower drain, and anything else connected to the sewers.
PS: For even more cruelty, throw in some thick rubber gloves filled halfway with the same mixture plus water. Flush them down along with everything else (you might have to down size them a bit). Many people will be wondering what is bursting inside their walls... until feces come oozing out everywhere and there is not a single spared pipe in the building.
Hmmm.... Interesting thread. But I think something is missing...
Oh yeah, needs more communism.
That's better.
what do you guys think. should he have sued them or notserg_15
He should sue them for all they're worth. That way, we can put an end to those silly commercials where people personify themselves with computers.
[QUOTE="Squidward117"][QUOTE="serg_15"]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6926278.stmff7fan2I need a link there, buddy.=/ You honestly can't copy and paste?
There's no right-click with a Mac.
[QUOTE="Squidward117"][QUOTE="mimic-Denmark"][QUOTE="Squidward117"]What does an average American sound like?
mimic-Denmark
A little more intelligent.
Woah, you're absoluetly right. A pure bred European like yourself would know exactly what an average American would sound like.
Go enjoy your Muslim invasion. Stupid fat bacon eating dutch.
Do you have the word ignorant tatoed on your rear?
And its danes/danish not dutch.
Ill give ya a cookie if you can find the right country where the dutch are.
My bad. DANES.
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