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#1 MonsterVision
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Don't know what you were expecting, Its a Michael Bay film, No matter what you saw in the trailer, there is going to be loud explosions and below average plot. Its supposed to be remembered for its explosions and transforming robots....smokingsbad

And what's interesting about that, is that I don't remember any of the explosions.

However the Nazi's on a fire falling out of a bunker in Saving Private Ryan, those 2 seconds of footage, I remember.

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If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? mrmusicman247

better than Transformers 3

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Did you really expect it to be anything else?markop2003

The trailer showed the Moon and Kennedy and everything.

Was nothing like that

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I know I know, Transformers 2 was bad too, but it wasn't physical torture. It was mental torture.

Physical torture is much worse in my book, and by this I mean Shia Labouf never stopped screaming once in the entire 3 hours. He screamed in Transformers 1 & 2, but literally, every second of screentime in Transformers 3 was Shia Labouf screaming his lungs out.

I was nearly deaf by the end of the film, and what's shocking is that there were kids leaving the theater, saying it was the"best transformers movie" and I was still kinda frozen to my seat by the sheer awfulness of what I just witnessed. Like I couldn't get out of my seat, the movie physically effected me in ways noone should have to experience.

You may think I'm trolling. Some of you may even think Transformers 3 was a good movie. But what I am telling you is true, Transformers 3 is physical torture, and you will get Post-Traumatic Stress or a Seizure by watching it.

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#5 MonsterVision
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Not Transformers 2

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#7 MonsterVision
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[QUOTE="MonsterVision"]

[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

You're forgetting Transformers 2.

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I like how the mom in Transformers 2 said she got weed from a guy with dreads, and her husband was like "it's reefer!" and then shia labouf was like, "nope! and the mom was like, "his cherry hasn't popped yet" and shia was like "hi" and the dude from office dropped an apple and was like "i know everything" and the robot with the beard, now that was awesome, I mean I think that was the only robot I've ever seen that can grow facial hair ...........

that sums it up quite well.

what else did I miss? oh yeah the car pee's on shia labouf. I wish I was joking too

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Transformers 2

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#10 MonsterVision
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[QUOTE="MonsterVision"]

[QUOTE="berserker2389"]It's fine it's not that bad of movie. Mega-Mustaine

Transformers 3 is one of the worst movies ever made, in the history of mankind.

You're forgetting Transformers 2.

I like how the mom in Transformers 2 said she got weed from a guy with dreads, and her husband was like "it's reefer!" and then shia labouf was like, "nope! and the mom was like, "his cherry hasn't popped yet" and shia was like "hi" and the dude from office dropped an apple and was like "i know everything" and the robot with the beard, now that was awesome, I mean I think that was the only robot I've ever seen that can grow facial hair ...........