Transformers 3 is torture

I know I know, Transformers 2 was bad too, but it wasn't physical torture. It was mental torture.

Physical torture is much worse in my book, and by this I mean Shia Labouf never stopped screaming once in the entire 3 hours. He screamed in Transformers 1 & 2, but literally, every second of screentime in Transformers 3 was Shia Labouf screaming his lungs out.

I was nearly deaf by the end of the film, and what's shocking is that there were kids leaving the theater, saying it was the"best transformers movie" and I was still kinda frozen to my seat by the sheer awfulness of what I just witnessed. Like I couldn't get out of my seat, the movie physically effected me in ways noone should have to experience.

You may think I'm trolling. Some of you may even think Transformers 3 was a good movie. But what I am telling you is true, Transformers 3 is physical torture, and you will get Post-Traumatic Stress or a Seizure by watching it.

But what I am telling you is true, Transformers 3 is physical torture, and you will get Post-Traumatic Stress or a Seizure by watching it.

MonsterVision

It was a good movie if you like transformers. However if you're not into explosions or transformers, why would you even watch it?

Everyone has an opinion, yours is clearly different from mine as I quite liked the movie. It's typical Michael Bay, mindless fun.MushroomWig

Same... I love the action...

OP... If you went to see Transformers 3 expecting an epic tale of friendship and love... Then it is you with the issue, not the movie.

I dont know about you but personally, i loved it. it definately made my summer

I feel like you're an alt account of Captain Beer or whatever his username was...

Anyways, I haven't seen the movie, but from what I've heard its one of those movies were you turn you mind off and watch things explode for three hours, I'm up for that sometime.

Correction, transformers 3 is a rental.

Did you really expect it to be anything else?markop2003

Was nothing like that

If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? mrmusicman247

better than Transformers 3

I saw it at my local theatre, something new they call Ultra AVX (bigger screen, though not as big as IMAX I think, 7.1 Surround Sound, better projector) and I am not a fan of Transformers... but I have a philosophy. If there's a 3D "event" that you can't experience in your living room, I have to see it. That includes Avatar (again, not a great movie, but it'll be impossible for me to recapture that first viewing experience).

ANYWAY. It was not a bad summer film, my only gripes were they didn't need Shia's job-hunt B-plot (or Shia in general), and Optimus did not shut the hell up the entire movie. The movie would have been a lot better if they shaved like 30-40 minutes off the total runtime. The opening I really liked though, with the footage of the shuttle launch and Kennedy in the Oval Office.

If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? mrmusicman247

I loved it.

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? MonsterVision

better than Transformers 3

Don't know what you were expecting, Its a Michael Bay film, No matter what you saw in the trailer, there is going to be loud explosions and below average plot. Its supposed to be remembered for its explosions and transforming robots....smokingsbad

And what's interesting about that, is that I don't remember any of the explosions.

However the Nazi's on a fire falling out of a bunker in Saving Private Ryan, those 2 seconds of footage, I remember.

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? MonsterVision

better than Transformers 3

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[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? mrmusicman247

better than Transformers 3

lol, I have to say the same thing about Transformers 3. Have you seen it?

[QUOTE="smokingsbad"]Don't know what you were expecting, Its a Michael Bay film, No matter what you saw in the trailer, there is going to be loud explosions and below average plot. Its supposed to be remembered for its explosions and transforming robots....MonsterVision

And what's interesting about that, is that I don't remember any of the explosions.

However the Nazi's on a fire falling out of a bunker in Saving Private Ryan, those 2 seconds of footage, I remember.

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[QUOTE="smokingsbad"]Don't know what you were expecting, Its a Michael Bay film, No matter what you saw in the trailer, there is going to be loud explosions and below average plot. Its supposed to be remembered for its explosions and transforming robots....smokingsbad

And what's interesting about that, is that I don't remember any of the explosions.

However the Nazi's on a fire falling out of a bunker in Saving Private Ryan, those 2 seconds of footage, I remember.

I was expecting Transformers 3 to be about the Moon! Or something related to the moon!

It had nothing to do with space or anything for that matter. The voices on the robots weren't even dubbed correctly, like Optimus was on the ground helpless but he was saying stuff like "Humans are good!" or something like that.

[QUOTE="smokingsbad"][QUOTE="MonsterVision"]

And what's interesting about that, is that I don't remember any of the explosions.

However the Nazi's on a fire falling out of a bunker in Saving Private Ryan, those 2 seconds of footage, I remember.

MonsterVision

I was expecting Transformers 3 to be about the Moon! Or something related to the moon!

It had nothing to do with space or anything for that matter. The voices on the robots weren't even dubbed correctly, like Optimus was on the ground helpless but he was saying stuff like "Humans are good!" or something like that.

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"][QUOTE="MonsterVision"]

better than Transformers 3

MonsterVision

lol, I have to say the same thing about Transformers 3. Have you seen it?

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[QUOTE="smokingsbad"] well maybe it was that you were so focused on the negative things on the movie, you just made it a even more terrible experience in watching it.Nibroc420

I was expecting Transformers 3 to be about the Moon! Or something related to the moon!

It had nothing to do with space or anything for that matter. The voices on the robots weren't even dubbed correctly, like Optimus was on the ground helpless but he was saying stuff like "Humans are good!" or something like that.

They stuck Buzz Lightyear in the film and it was like, 2 seconds. The footage of the Moon was like 2 minutes out of 3 hours of a film, and it was ripped straight, and i mean straight out of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

It was rediculous, it was like the end of Transformers 1, but stretched out another 2 1/2 hours. It doesn't work

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[QUOTE="smokingsbad"] well maybe it was that you were so focused on the negative things on the movie, you just made it a even more terrible experience in watching it.Nibroc420

I was expecting Transformers 3 to be about the Moon! Or something related to the moon!

It had nothing to do with space or anything for that matter. The voices on the robots weren't even dubbed correctly, like Optimus was on the ground helpless but he was saying stuff like "Humans are good!" or something like that.

They stuck Buzz Lightyear in the film and it was like, 2 seconds.

MonsterVision

I'm sorry....

Which?

[QUOTE="MonsterVision"]

They stuck Buzz Lightyear in the film and it was like, 2 seconds.

Nibroc420

I'm sorry....

Which?

haha, you don't even remember?

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They stuck Buzz Lightyear in the film and it was like, 2 seconds.

MonsterVision

I'm sorry....

Which?

haha, you don't even remember?

Glad I didn't see it.YoshiYogurt

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

I'm sorry....

Which?

Nibroc420

haha, you don't even remember?

I'm referring to Buzz Aldrin, it's called a reference.

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="MonsterVision"]

haha, you don't even remember?

MonsterVision

I'm referring to Buzz Aldrin, it's called a reference.

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] Sorry no. I dont recall seeing a toy man who flies around. Which scene was he in?Nibroc420

I'm referring to Buzz Aldrin, it's called a reference.

Yeah, that wouldn't be surprising either

it was a good movie, definately looking forward to picking it up on blu ray when it comes out this fall :)

3 Words: LENS ****ING FLARE

wow that idiot of a directore cannot get enough of it. it drove me crazy!

otherwise, it was an ok, if overlong and overdone movie. typical bay

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]If Transformer's 3 is torture, what does that make The Last Airbender? MonsterVision

better than Transformers 3

The beginning of the movie wasn't bad, I thought he had something going. He's finally learning how to establish characters and plot.

Then you get to the hour and a half of non-stop "bay-action" and mindless noise and I got a headache.

If you want action films, there are better ones than any of the three Transformers movies.

1. He isn't screaming every second of the movie.

2. I enjoyed it.

3. Haters gonna hate but Michael Bay still makes bank.

Are you 12 ? Your age/ maturity ALWAYS jumps in my head whenever I open a thread and see your black/green spinning globe. Trolololololling whether you say or so or not. There's this thing called an opinion. Everyone has one.

i liked Transformers 2, and seeing the fact you didnt like it, i really cant take your opinion on the 3rd one

actually all 3 movies were great and just what the kids from the 80s would have loved to see back then..SO glad technology has caught up to the visions..YEP...great classic awesome RADICAL movies...

The beginning of the movie wasn't bad, I thought he had something going. He's finally learning how to establish characters and plot.

Then you get to the hour and a half of non-stop "bay-action" and mindless noise and I got a headache.

If you want action films, there are better ones than any of the three Transformers movies.

Haziqonfire

I loved it. I never saw the second movie.