Drake and his new imaginary dirtbike! * Sound effects also provided by Drake.*

"Drake realizes punching hurts your fists."

"And that one's for the puppy I never had!"

"Punch, kick, step, punch, punch, kick, step. Okay Drake you can do this, all those hours watching old kung fu movies weren't wasted!"

Tekken 6 " You missed on purpose, didn't you?"

Tekken 6 " Who knew showing skin was an effective combat method. That last punch you threw she didn't dodge, you missed because you didn't want to hurt her."

Glad someone mentioned Borderlands.