Pleasantly suprised that a thread with the word "kitchen" isn't spam...................

Kaka-motherfucking-rot.......................

I actually miss your threads, whip.........................

Yeah...........I think the lack of legitimate threats are giving them a bad case of itchy trigger finger..................

In other news, I'm burning up like David Koresh................

Can make out the beans and possibly rice, but, ¿What is that on top?..........

¿But what if I make a mess?..........

I hate it when there are gaping holes in sandwich bread.............¿How in the bloody hell am I supposed to enjoy a mustard and ham sandwich if I'm going to stain my fucking hand?..........

If only I weren't a lazy arse..........

I see the line in the sand..............

Those eyes...............They compel me...........