Energy drinks?! NO! NEGATIVE! NADA!

There's a reason why they're outlawed in some countries. They are more or less poison for you. It's not even good, stable energy that it gives you. It's unnatural, highly temporary, and shaky energy. There's way too much sugar and caffeine in those things. If you want energy, here's a tip. Just start eating overall healthy and you'll have all the energy you need.

("O'bama". Teehee. ^^)

But, yeah, that would be scary. Palin would go on a spending spree of about $10 million, drive the country into defecit, alienate the population, and spark even more war.

Well, buying a pet rock really wasn't a completely stupid thing. Pet rocks were sort of like collections (except it was a collection of one.) Just like how some people would collect buttons or stamps and show them off, people would buy a rock and follow suite.

If you mean that the part about PAYING for a rock is stupid, well, I'm sure many people would go find their own wild one, per se. Plus, bought ones would probably be the already cleaned and nicer looking rocks in the first place, in many cases.