Why wans't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin

What does chirs benoit and the playstation brand have in common ?

They were doing well in the 90's then 07 came and then died off lol

Gh0st_Of_0nyx

LOL thats hilarious

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture

im unable to open windows update since last week, i also have trouble gettin windows media center to work consistently, can anyone tell me how to fix the windows update most importantly though, i go to open it, it loads, then does nothingjarhead2003

I had a similar issue with Vista Ultimate not grabbing anymore updates, after hunting and hunting for a possible answer I ended up re-imaging my laptop with it, fixed it though lol

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[QUOTE="out0v0rder"]It's really hard because im attracted to overweight people too. Opposites attract.out0v0rder

Chubby Chaser?????

LOL I don't even know how to respond to that