The Tasteless Joke thread

What's better than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies and some barbeque sauce.

This will probably get locked but oh well.

What does a pedophile like about 28 year olds?...theres 20 of them!

Whats Hellen Kellers favorite color?...Velcro!

Film-Guy

you're supposed to spell twenty eight year-olds out, otherwise the joke doesn't work.

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This will probably get locked but oh well.

What does a pedophile like about 28 year olds?...theres 20 of them!

Whats Hellen Kellers favorite color?...Velcro!

Aradae2357

you're supposed to spell twenty eight year-olds out, otherwise the joke doesn't work.

yeah your right.

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because whenever wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel

It's white and rolls down a mountain....A fridge :|...My God...*facepalm*Lto_thaG

That was cornier than corn!

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]It's white and rolls down a mountain....A fridge :|...My God...*facepalm*Film-Guy

That was cornier than corn!

What does killing babies and McDonald's have in common?

"I'm lovin' it."

Quadrifoglio

lol..............:cry:

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

2 in the front 2 in the back and about 4 million in the ash tray

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

GP1mil

I loled then I rofled in that order.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

2 in the front 2 in the back and about 4 million in the ash tray

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

GP1mil

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="GP1mil"]

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

2 in the front 2 in the back and about 4 million in the ash tray

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

GP1mil

Thats what a tasteless joke is something awful

Whats the difference between a blackman and a pizza?

A pizza can provide for the family

See thats tasteless and therefore awful

What did hellen keller name her dog?

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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

What do you call bees that produce milk?...Boobies!

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

Film-Guy

:lol: I wouldn't call that tasteless, but it sure is funny.

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

What do you call bees that produce milk?...Boobies!

Film-Guy

i dont get it

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? [spoiler] With a blender! [/spoiler] How do you get them out again? [spoiler] With tortilla chips!!! [/spoiler] krazykillaz

Okay.

I am going to hell for those two.

Seriously, I can't stop laughing. :lol:

What sound does a baby make in a microwave?

I don't remember, I was too busy masturbating

mikeg0788

If it's wrong to find this joke funny then I don't want to be right.

What's the difference between pig guts and pee?

I didn't just go to the bathroom and make pee.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture

What does chirs benoit and the playstation brand have in common ?

They were doing well in the 90's then 07 came and then died off lol

What does chirs benoit and the playstation brand have in common ?

They were doing well in the 90's then 07 came and then died off lol

Gh0st_Of_0nyx

LOL thats hilarious

Why wans't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin