Tubgirljpazhman

never head of B0g eh?

google it.

(go to the "offensive ****" link of homepage)

Never shop for cds with you gf, their much worse, their like "coheed and cambria sucks get hellogoodbye" and I'm like well "do you want to be locked in the basement again" and then their like "Your so mean to me, i hate you" then I'm like "God I love you" then we make out :)ConManWithGun

coheed and canbria?

*pukes into hands*

I just got into a huge fight with my mom and dad. Apparently they caught me smoking last night in the garage when I thought I was being sneaky! They didnt say anything but waited until I got home from my friends earlier today. I had a big discussion about it a few hours ago and I finally said that i'd stop smoking. Problem is I didnt mean it. So I went outside awhile ago and was smoking a cigarette, thinking nobody was awake, when suddenly my dad comes outside! In his freaking underwear! I was so damn embarassed. What was worse is I was planning on sneaking out so I called my friends to come pick me up. They showed up right as my dad walked outside and they saw him in his freaking underwear!

So my dad started yelling at me, and I started yelling at him. I saw the neighbors lights turn on and then my mom walks out. Five minutes later the neighbors are looking outside. It was freaking nuts. Eventually my mom just told everyone to stfu. Then she looked at me and told me that maybe I should spend the night somewhere else. So I said fine! I hopped in my friends car and now im here at my friends. I keep getting phone calls from my mom but im not answering because shes a you-know-what. The problem is I dunno how im going to sleep on the couch with a bear wearing pajamas occupying most of it. This sucks.

Devosion

your the bad guy in this story, its 100% your fault.

deal with it.

(I really hope i don't get modded for this)YouPr0n has arrivied....i've just seen the weiredest thing, there is this website out there on the interweb that is like a visual clone of the YouTube site, but it is only for adult content :?, it looks just like YouTube with comments and such... what do you think of this?Turk_Brown

dude....p*ornotube has beena round for awhile, and considering that (apparently) 80% of the internet is p*rn it's no really surprising that some smart fella came up with the idea.

.nickmag

wowee thats a brain tingler!