The accents thing is strange. Say what you want about the game but they usually do a good job with attention to detail like that.

Scratch the game. I want to see this as a movie.

If you're so "above" dumb fun you should probably stay away from reviewing games like this. Stick to Dear Esther and whatever other pretentious crap they call art.

So the ending that got poorly rated basically made it into the game anyway? Right.