Hey all you cool cats, you ready for some mediocre racing?
Put on your blue suede shoes as you hit the gas and your car seemingly goes nowhere! Don't try to drift (even though drifting wasn't a thing back then) or you'll lose your cool and look like a fool!
Guys, slick back your hair with some real grease and get ready to race the same races over and over as you try to get enough dough to put upgrades in your cars!
Dolls, you ready to drive on some bland and underwhelming race tracks with terrible physics? Hope you've got a controller in your glove box 'cause this thing don't work right with a keyboard.
Everyone get up and cut a rug as you listen to the same rock n' roll tunes over and over with hits such as "Track 1" and "Track 2" and.... "Track 1" again!
But for real, the fact that the asking price for this "game" is $20 is ludicrous. It might be a love letter to the classic cars of the 1950s but this makes it seem like an abusive relationship. It's not even worth playing at sale price. Just ignore it. Move along.