Bleeding heart liberals (spoliers)
Ok enough of the story. I cannot begin to point out all of the hilarious parts in this game. First off, Dredd looks like an emaciated prisoner of war, he is EXTREMELY gaunt. I mean his armor practically hangs off his body. His skin color reminds me of the brown crust you find on top of cottage cheese after a few days in the fridge. As he stands there at his base and tries to look intimidating, he calls a bunch of protesters a bunch of "Bleeding heart liberals". Although he looks like he is in pain when he says it because it looks like he has a terrible case of lockjaw.
So the first "Mission" is to stop people from protesting outside the hall of justice because the people of Mega City think the judges are to heavy handed and abusive. So, how does judge dredd stop these people? By beating them to death that's how, after punching a few people to death the rest of them give up. So ends mission one. Your second mission is to stop people from spray painting anti-judge propaganda on public property. So you go out into the back alleys of the multi layered Mega city, to stop the bad taggers...by "arresting them" and by "arresting them" I mean beating them to death. At this point in the game my friend and I (we were playing co-op) came across this literal whale of a woman, who was so damn fat that her legs had been replaced by a single tread wheel. My friend proceeded to tap her and she exploded in a spray of blood and flipped over onto her head, she sounded like a dying moose.
Hilarious, anyway after beating the tagger mission we had to stop a bank robbery, we did that no problem. Then suddenly the main enemy of the game showed up, VAMPIRES. Yea pretty dumb, these vampires were so silver and shiny that they practically glowed in the gloom, they were also undefined in their nakedness. The weapon, which is a massive handgun called the "Law giver" sucked. It was about as accurate as slinging poo with a twig at a monkey. At this point we were laughing to hard to play further and turned it off.
The gameplay was terrible, the weapons inaccurate especially. Jumping was also a pointless task because, well I guess it was because Dredd was born with birth defects in his legs and we'll leave it at that. The graphics looked like smeared crap on a wet screen, then make things blurry and you have the backround. The voice acting was so bad it was hilarious, especially Judge Dredd's famous line, "Uhhhh, bleeding heart liberals, time to dispense some justice." all said with his crooked toothless mouth. The sound was pretty bad as well, the guns going off sounds like you are shooting a wall with a squirt gun.
Again, this game was hilariously bad. Stay away from it, don't waste money on it. Sylvester Stallone is shamed.