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Cheats & Guides
Postal 2 Cheats For PC
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Turn off timer in Demo
Go into the Console
Set Gamestate Demotime 9999
Enjoy the demo for as long as you likeContributed by: cubewarrior18
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Steam Achievements
This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 40 Year Old Virgin Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. A-Rod Who? Killed all of the book protestors in the library. And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Anger Management With Roger Clemens Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. Anustart! Survived Tuesday. C U Next Tuesday Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) CAN YOU DIG IT?! Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Can't Touch This Mauled 30 people with your dog. Cesar Millan is Gay Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Chapelle's Show Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Chuck Norris'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Darth Maul'd! Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Do you even Enzyte, bro? Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Don't taze me, bro! Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Door Mat Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Duck Dynasty Wore all three outfits. FAB-U-LOUS! Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Fear and Loathing Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Finkle IS Einhorn! Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret) Found 'em faster than GWB Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Friend of Dorothy Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Fur Sure! Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret) Gary vs. a Giant Penis Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret) Gotta pay the Troll Toll Kicked 30 dogs. Hello, Newman Gained your first dog helper. Here, Wilfred Killed over 1,000 people. Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Committed suicide... the Taliban way. I Am Legend Put out someone that's on fire. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. I don't need virgins for this Read the newspaper every day. I should buy a boat Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Exploded a nuclear bomb. I swear, I thought it was a home fill (no official description) I'm not even supposed to be here today! Survived Thursday. It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Sucked down your own piss. It's sterile and I like the taste Made a very long killing spree. (Secret) John Rambo'd! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Lieberman is our Leader! Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Officer McLovin' Survived Wednesday. OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Roasted 30 people with fire. OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Saved the marching band from explody death. One time, at band camp... Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Paid the Piper Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Planet of the Apes: The Musical Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Pussy on a Pedestal Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. R. Kelly's Protege Totaled 30 cars. Rebecca Black's Nightmare Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Reddit would be proud. Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Rick Grimes 4 Life Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Running With Scissors Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Scientology Level: OT VIII Survived Saturday. Screw Bill Lumbergh! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret) SCREW that game! Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Señor Cornballer Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Shiva Blast Survived Monday. Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Finished all seven days. Thanks for the money! Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret) There's always money in the banana stand Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Uncle T-Bag Kicked open a door. Well, aren't YOU a badass Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Where's Mr. McGibblets? Survived Friday. Workin' for the Weekend Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret) You are not alone Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer
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Cheat Codes
Press the shift and the @ key or the ~ key on some systems to make the Game Console Window Appear. Type in SISSY to enable the cheat modes then enter any of the following below for goodies...
Effect Effect Osama All Non-Players become Fanatics Whatchutalkinbout All Non-Players become Gary Coleman SwimWithFishes All Radar Items BlockMyAss Body Armor RockinCats Change Guns to have Cats on them IAmTheLaw Cop Uniform walk Disables flight and ghost modes splodincats Disables ricocheting cats slomo 1 disables Slow-Motion Whatchutalkingabout Everyone is Coleman LikeABirdy Fly Mode Healthful Full Health, 4 Medkits PacNHeat Get Every Destructive Weapon IFeelFree Ghost Mode SmackDatAss Gimp Suit Alamode God Mode PayLoad Lots of Ammo in All Weapons JewsForJesus Lots of Cash IAmTheOne Lots of Catnip LotsAPussy Lots of Cats BoyAndHisDog Lots of Dog Treats lotsadogs Lots of Dogs PiggyTreats Lots of Doughnuts Jones Lots of Health Pipes iamsolame Maximum ammo, invincibility, and all weapons Ghost No Clipping (Walk Through Walls) headshots One shot kills DokkinCats Removes Cat Repeating Guns Setday Reset Day to Monday FireInYourHole Rocket Cameras nowwedance Scissors machin gun slomo Slow Motion playersonly Stop Every Non-Triggered Action boppincats When gun is shooting cats, cats will ricochet Contributed by: cubewarrior18, eli0918, GeekGear, sirgallahad32, pajo999, TheKillerSpork, Innocent Blood, Koolkyle5
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Misc. Codes
Effect Effect BEHINDVIEW 0 Changes to first person view BEHINDVIEW 1 Changes to third person view SetAllErrandsUnComplete() Reset all errands, make hate groups not hate anymore ResetCops() Reset police and wanted status SetAllErrandsComplete() Set all errands complete, turns on hat player groups SetTodaysErrandsComplete() Set all of today's errands as complete, turns on hate player groups SetDay(<day number>) Set the day, all errands before that day completed playersonly Toggle all non-player triggered animations and actions to stop Set the day, reload level for that day WarpToDay(<day number>) Contributed by: King0Nothing0, Undergrads2003
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Unlcokables
Unlockable Unlockable Beat the game once Enhanced Mode Contributed by: SushimanX
Walkthroughs & FAQs
Type | Name | File Size |
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General FAQs | FAQ/Walkthrough by CuBiC | 95K |
Postal 2 Cheats For Macintosh
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Steam Achievements
This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 40 Year Old Virgin Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. A-Rod Who? Killed all of the book protestors in the library. And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Anger Management With Roger Clemens Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. Anustart! Survived Tuesday. C U Next Tuesday Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) CAN YOU DIG IT?! Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Can't Touch This Mauled 30 people with your dog. Cesar Millan is Gay Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Chapelle's Show Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Chuck Norris'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Darth Maul'd! Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Do you even Enzyte, bro? Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Don't taze me, bro! Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Door Mat Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Duck Dynasty Wore all three outfits. FAB-U-LOUS! Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Fear and Loathing Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Finkle IS Einhorn! Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret) Found 'em faster than GWB Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Friend of Dorothy Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Fur Sure! Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret) Gary vs. a Giant Penis Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret) Gotta pay the Troll Toll Kicked 30 dogs. Hello, Newman Gained your first dog helper. Here, Wilfred Killed over 1,000 people. Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Committed suicide... the Taliban way. I Am Legend Put out someone that's on fire. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. I don't need virgins for this Read the newspaper every day. I should buy a boat Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Exploded a nuclear bomb. I swear, I thought it was a home fill (no official description) I'm not even supposed to be here today! Survived Thursday. It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Sucked down your own piss. It's sterile and I like the taste Made a very long killing spree. (Secret) John Rambo'd! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Lieberman is our Leader! Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Officer McLovin' Survived Wednesday. OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Roasted 30 people with fire. OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Saved the marching band from explody death. One time, at band camp... Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Paid the Piper Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Planet of the Apes: The Musical Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Pussy on a Pedestal Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. R. Kelly's Protege Totaled 30 cars. Rebecca Black's Nightmare Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Reddit would be proud. Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Rick Grimes 4 Life Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Running With Scissors Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Scientology Level: OT VIII Survived Saturday. Screw Bill Lumbergh! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret) SCREW that game! Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Señor Cornballer Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Shiva Blast Survived Monday. Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Finished all seven days. Thanks for the money! Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret) There's always money in the banana stand Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Uncle T-Bag Kicked open a door. Well, aren't YOU a badass Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Where's Mr. McGibblets? Survived Friday. Workin' for the Weekend Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret) You are not alone Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer
Postal 2 Cheats For Linux
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Steam Achievements
This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 40 Year Old Virgin Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. A-Rod Who? Killed all of the book protestors in the library. And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Anger Management With Roger Clemens Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. Anustart! Survived Tuesday. C U Next Tuesday Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) CAN YOU DIG IT?! Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Can't Touch This Mauled 30 people with your dog. Cesar Millan is Gay Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Chapelle's Show Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Chuck Norris'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Darth Maul'd! Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Do you even Enzyte, bro? Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Don't taze me, bro! Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Door Mat Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Duck Dynasty Wore all three outfits. FAB-U-LOUS! Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Fear and Loathing Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Finkle IS Einhorn! Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret) Found 'em faster than GWB Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Friend of Dorothy Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Fur Sure! Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret) Gary vs. a Giant Penis Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret) Gotta pay the Troll Toll Kicked 30 dogs. Hello, Newman Gained your first dog helper. Here, Wilfred Killed over 1,000 people. Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Committed suicide... the Taliban way. I Am Legend Put out someone that's on fire. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. I don't need virgins for this Read the newspaper every day. I should buy a boat Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Exploded a nuclear bomb. I swear, I thought it was a home fill (no official description) I'm not even supposed to be here today! Survived Thursday. It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Sucked down your own piss. It's sterile and I like the taste Made a very long killing spree. (Secret) John Rambo'd! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Lieberman is our Leader! Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Officer McLovin' Survived Wednesday. OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Roasted 30 people with fire. OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Saved the marching band from explody death. One time, at band camp... Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Paid the Piper Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Planet of the Apes: The Musical Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Pussy on a Pedestal Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. R. Kelly's Protege Totaled 30 cars. Rebecca Black's Nightmare Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Reddit would be proud. Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Rick Grimes 4 Life Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Running With Scissors Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Scientology Level: OT VIII Survived Saturday. Screw Bill Lumbergh! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret) SCREW that game! Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Señor Cornballer Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Shiva Blast Survived Monday. Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Finished all seven days. Thanks for the money! Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret) There's always money in the banana stand Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Uncle T-Bag Kicked open a door. Well, aren't YOU a badass Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Where's Mr. McGibblets? Survived Friday. Workin' for the Weekend Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret) You are not alone Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer
Postal 2: Share the Pain Cheats For PC
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Multiply Items!
Ok, first get the item you want to duplicate, (Example: fast food or a health item like doughnuts) I would reccomend having at least 6-10 of it. Now assign two keys to "Drop item". Now select the item in your inventory you want, and rapidly press both keys you assigned to drop the selected item. or press both keys at the same time. You will see how many more items you made after you pick all the items up off the ground.
NOTE: This does not work with important errand related items such as steaks, Krotchy dolls, as well as money and other objects that when dropped come out in one whole piece and not individually.Contributed by: Disgruntledchao
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Cheat Codes
Press ~ or @ to activate the console window. Submit the code "sissy" to unlock cheat mode, then submit 1 of the codes below in the console window to enable a cheat code. <br />*Cheats won't work when playing online*<br />
Effect Effect packnheat All destructive weapons swimwithfishes All Radar Related Items iamsolame All weapons, max ammo, & invincibility blockmyass Body Armor boppincats Cats Bounce Off When Being Shot ChangeDude() Change player to opposite morality dokkincats Disable cat shooting guns walk Disable flight and ghost modes slomo 1 Disable Slow Motion Mode iamtheone Extra Catnip lotsapussy Extra Cats boyandhisdog Extra Dog Treats piggytreats Extra Doughnuts jones Extra Health Pipes jewsforjesus Extra Money osama Fanatic NPC bystander pawns healthful Full Health + 4 Medkits whatchutalkinbou Gary Coleman NPC bystander pawns smackdatass Gimp Suit alamode God Mode rockincats Guns that use cat silencers now shoot cats dogy Lots of Dogs Goto(<level name>) Map Select iamthelaw Police Uniform SetAllErrandsUnComplete() Reset all errands, make hate groups not hate anymore ResetCops() Reset police and wanted status fireinyourhole Rocket Cameras SetAllErrandsComplete() Set all errands complete, turns on hate player groups SetThisDaysErrandsComplete(<day number>) Set all of indicated day's errands complete, turns on hate player groups SetTodaysErrandsComplete() Set all of today's errands as complete, turns on hate player groups SetThisErrandComplete(<errand name>) Set errand complete, turns on hate player groups SetDay(<day number>) Set the day, all errands before that day completed WarpToDay(<day number>) Set the day, reload level for that day slomo Slow Motion Mode playersonly Toggle all non-player triggered animations and actions to stop likeabirdy Toggle flight mode fly Toggle flight mode (2nd option) ifeelfree Toggle ghost mode Contributed by: Undergrads2003, keithg7, pajo999
Walkthroughs & FAQs
Type | Name | File Size |
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General FAQs | FAQ/Walkthrough by iltopop | 15K |
General FAQs | FAQ/Walkthrough by antseezee | 90K |
Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend Cheats For PC
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Apocalypse Weekend Cheats
Enter Console in game (Shift ~) then "sissy" to enable cheats
Next type desired code for desired effectEffect Effect swimwiththefishes 'piranha' plug-in behindview 0 1st person view behindview 1 3rd person view gunrack All Weapons blockmyass body armor splodincats cats bounce off walls - OFF boppincats cats bounce off walls - ON iamthelaw Cop Uniform headshots enables 1 shot kills when shot in head Fly Fly mode likeabirdy flying modes blastacap Full Ammo WhyDoIPlay full ammo and full life Ifeelfree Ghost mode smackdatass Gimp Suit InjectLife gives you 100% health limbsnapper Hit Enemy in head with hammer for silly slo-mo alamode leave you with 1 health iamsolame Leaves you with 1 Health jewsforjesus lots of cash iamtheone lots of catnip boyandhisdog lots of dog treats piggytreats lots of doughnuts headshop lots of health pipes catfancy lots of spinning cats walk retuen to regular walking mode fireinyourhole rocket cam rockincats shoot cats from guns - ON dockincats shoot cats from guns - OFF hulksmash Throw Lots of Hammers bladey Throw Lots of Machettes reaperoflove Throw Lots of Scythes Contributed by: Undergrads2003, darthdoughnut, Tehskynetvirus, Guyst
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Enhanced Mode
Finish the game once.
Unlockable Unlockable Finish Game Once Enhanced Mode Contributed by: Nixedantur
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Invincibility
Type "Sissy" in the console window while in-game then:
These codes must be entered while you are playing in maps.
enter "set P2Player bGodMode True" to make you invincible or "set P2Player bGodMode True" to make you mortal.
Effect Effect set P2Player bGodMode False God Mode Off set P2Player bGodMode True God Mode on Contributed by: Claptrap
Postal 2: Paradise Lost Cheats For PC
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Steam Achievements
This title has a total of 20 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Adderall4All (no official description) Ape Rape Rescued your loyal companion. Better than POSTAL III Spent $5,000 on vending machines. BioShocked (no official description) Bitches Love Cake (no official description) Dick Message Reunited with an old friend. GABAGOOOOOL! (no official description) Ginger Mint Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. Harder than r/gonewild (no official description) Hobo Sexual Reunited with an old enemy. Holocaust: Part Deux Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. My Name is Jesus (no official description) Ode to Eddings (no official description) PooMasher Kicked 30 people in the balls. RAFIBOMB!!! Reunited with an old flame. Rain on your Wedding Day Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. Reddit's Famous Double Dong Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. Rich on Reddit Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. You Snow Nothing John Blow Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer
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