You've played (insert game) too long when you've_______

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#1 Moe414
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Here I will begin:

You've played Bioshock too long when you begin your requests with "would you kindly"

You've played GTA4 too long when you eat a hotdog to avoid surgery

Now it's your turn:P

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You've played counter-stirke too long when you think you will run faster by pulling out a knife

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#3 wazzap1
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halo 3 too long when you get every achievement
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#4 Moe414
Member since 2008 • 502 Posts

Ok, how about this

You've played Gears of War too long when you touch someone's foot to give them health

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You've played Gears of War tool ong when you hit A for every action you take.
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#6 FLzthvikings87
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You've played half life 2 too long when you try to build a gravity gun.
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You've played any game too long when you've gotten the red ring of death.
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#8 Moe414
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You've played Oblivion too long when you refer to pearls as "mini sigil stones"

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You've played Assasin's Creed too long when you try to jump from your roof to your neighbor's one
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You've played Crackdown too long when you wonder how much agility pts. you'll get for scaling the surrounding buildings.

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#11 Bahaa3000
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You've played F.E.A.R. too long when you screem everytime you see a little girl !
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You've played Super Mario 64 when you wonder why you broke your neck attempting to do a triple jump
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#13 Matt-4542
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Youve played Halo 3 too long when you actually think its a good game.

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You've played Crackdown too long when you start looking for green orbs so you can jump higher.
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#15 Papoose718
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you've played vampire rain too long if you've actually played vampire rain
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#16 Losarii
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You've played world of warcraft too long when you've developed carpal tunnel.

You've played guitar hero too long when you've developed arthritis

You've played bioshock too long when you start hitting every ugly person you see with a wrench.

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#17 PureDante
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You've played Guitar Hero for too long when you try to use star power on an actual guitar.
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#18 SavageM2
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You have played Battlefield: Bad Company too long when you take 3-4 swipes at a tree with a knife, and expect it too fall down. :P

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You've played GTA4 too long when you try to get a 6 star wanted level, only to find out you won't even last it :P
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#20 TheRevanent
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You've played Rock Band too long when you say to yourself "How hard can this really be?"
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#21 Moe414
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You've played world of warcraft too long when you've developed carpal tunnel.

You've played guitar hero too long when you've developed arthritis

You've played bioshock too long when you start hitting every ugly person you see with a wrench.

Losarii

:lol: Good one

You've played Assassins Creed to long when you go to the top of the empire state bulding, look for a haystack, find a truck with pillows, only to find out your landing was not accurate

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#22 Shinoadr
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You've played Rock Band too long when start listening to Bon Jovi.
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#23 PureDante
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You've played Halo for too long when you jump from any height and expect to live.

You've played Max Payne for too long when you take Pain Killers and expect them to heal your flesh wounds.
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#24 Matt-4542
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Youve played Rock Band too much when you can do the fret motions on some songs when youre not even playing... Like me...
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#25 Matt-4542
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You've played Rock Band too long when start listening to Bon Jovi.Shinoadr
Hey now, Bon Jovi's great :P
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#26 grf7291
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You've played counter-stirke too long when you think you will run faster by pulling out a knife

Avenger1324

lmao like the guy from youtube FPS Doug BOOM HEADSHOT

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#27 cbathe
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You know you have played COD4 too much when you demand that your friends call you "Soap" McTavish.
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#28 Moe414
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You've played Halo for too long when you jump from any height and expect to live.

You've played Max Payne for too long when you take Pain Killers and expect them to heal your flesh wounds.
PureDante

In Halo you die from a certain distance, anyways,

You've played Banjo Kazooie too long when you find a bear in the woods and actually think he's friendly

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#29 djrobst
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you know you've played x-men too long just after you press start for the first time
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#30 Bahaa3000
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You've played GRID too long when you try to go back in time after u got in a car accident
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#31 XxWOND3RB3ADxX
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you've played halo 3 to long if you make a race track in forge.
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#32 Moe414
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You've played Bioshock too long when you insert grape jelly in an injector and inject it in your hand trying to shock people
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#33 PureDante
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you've played halo 3 to long if you make a race track in forge.XxWOND3RB3ADxX


:( Mine is actually good...lol
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#34 Papoose718
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you've played Super Mario Bros. 3 too long if the pizza guy comes by to deliver and you expect him to turn into a racoon and fly away
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You've played GTA4 too long when speak in an Eastern European accent regularly. You've played MGS4 too long when you think an MRE will save you from being on the verge of death.
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You've played GRID too long when you try to go back in time after u got in a car accidentBahaa3000

haha that was good

you've played oblivion too long if you have every achievement for it

you've played Halo 2 too long if you're stilling playing it

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#37 Moe414
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You've played GTA4 too long if you are waiting for a phone call fom Roman, in your normal life:P
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#38 grf7291
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you've played MGS4 too long if you lean against a wall and think no one can see you
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#39 grf7291
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you've played GTAIV too long if you call the girls on the dating website, on your real cell phone...or if you swing the other way...the guys :P
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#40 Papoose718
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You've played The Legend of Zelda too long if you go to the bank with a bag of rhinestones and get pissed cause they won't accept your rupees
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You've played Mass Effect too long when you wait 10 minutes trying to decide what to say in an actual conversation, and think nobody will notice or care.

and

You've played Mass Effect too long when you try to color you girlfriend blue and then.........well, you know the rest.)

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Youve played Halo 3 too long when you actually think its a good game.

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Says the guy who gives lair 8.5 ! :D

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#43 Bahaa3000
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you've played MGS4 too long if you lean against a wall and think no one can see yougrf7291
lol , nice one :P

You've played The Sims 2 too long if you start using their simsy language in you're normal life !

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#44 bazanger
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You've played GTA IV too long when you hope every call on your phone is from Brucie. it's already happened to me..
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#45 Moe414
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You've played Viva Pinate too long when you feel sorry for the pinata's, and start a protest to save pinata's:P
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#46 Papoose718
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not a video game but.... you've played operation to long if you start removing your friend's internal organs with a tweezer while he's sleeping
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#47 Moe414
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not a video game but.... you've played operation to long if you start removing your friend's internal organs with a tweezer while he's sleepingPapoose718

Haha, give him a hotdog and he'll live Anyways

You've played Halo 3 too long when you think skulls in museums actually do something

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#48 grf7291
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you've played MGS4 too long if you try to CQC the cop that pulled you over

you've played MGS4 too long if you walk around town in an old oil drum or cardboard box

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#49 grf7291
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[QUOTE="Papoose718"]not a video game but.... you've played operation to long if you start removing your friend's internal organs with a tweezer while he's sleepingMoe414

Haha, give him a hotdog and he'll live Anyways

You've played Halo 3 too long when you think skulls in museums actually do something

lmao the skulls one was hilarious

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#50 Moe414
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You've played Dark Sector too long that you show up at a fight with a boomerang, throw it at the opponent, and expect to decapitate him