Caption Contest + Writing Challenges

93:

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

94:

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

95:

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM.

The dude's a plagiarist
Please don't laugh at this
The rhyme sucks
And it ain't much
But I'll win by default cause I'm the ****.

Prestige points please.

Caption Contest - July 9 - 16

Caption 96:



Caption 97:



Caption 98:


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Writing Challenge - July 9 to July 16:

Declare your love in poetic form (Sonnets preferred)  for the most important inanimate object in your life.

For more information about Sonnets you can go here:

http://www.sonnets.org/basicforms.htm

caption 96:

What do you mean he wins by default? This is ridiculous!

caption 97:

Businessmen have seen it all, so their reaction to 2girls1cup is usually pretty boring.

caption 98:

High five... default baby!

challenge:

The table never moves
Unless the door hits it
And when it does
It barely moves
I love the fact that it doesn't
Move very much, because
If it did then the speakers
And the microphone
And the computer
And a pile of tissue boxes and videos
Would fall to the floor
All because of a violent door.

D:

#99

 Trying on a new butt can sometimes get tricky.

#100

Evil voice: "HARRY HARPER! MCDONALD'S SUMMONS YOU!

...To enjoy our tasty new burger deep fried with onions and jalepenos, THEN BROILED IN MUSHROOM SOUP WITH A HINT OF PEPPER and coated in fresh lettuce, tomatoes and classic american cheese... WITH A SLATHERING OF MAYONAISE mixed in with a new secret sauce, all topped off with Italian-style sesame seed buns. COME NOW!!!"

Disregard that extra paragraph, please. :P

#101

Burger guilt at work here.

CC99:

You can tell it is the finals, the players are getting jumpy.

CC100:

Suddenly the professor relized what would happen when he farted.

CC101:

Now it's time for MY happy meal :twisted:

99 "Dude, did our asses just touch?"

100 "I am proffessor chaos, and now this puny world will bow down to me!"

101 "Please, I'm sorry, i won't borrow your t-shirt again Ronald"

#100

"This equation... is full of darkness!"

Caption 99: I itch a little, can you move just a...yeah, that's it. Thanks.

Caption 100: How could you know my two weaknesses: ASCII and smoke machines! How?!

Caption 101: Down low...too slow, b1tch.

Caption 99: They couldn't quite grasp the meaning of being up each other's own backside.

Caption 100: If I could harness the power of liquid nitrogen as a new coolant for PCs, think of the possibilites!?!

Caption 101: They float, Georgie. THEY ALL FLOAT.

Caption Contest - August 10 - August 24

Caption 102:



Caption 103:



Caption 104:



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Writing Challenge -  August 10 - August 24

Write a myth about an household animal in which you explain it's mythical origin.

Best of luck!

CC 102:

Tonight on mythbusters we are about to find out if a cat actually becomes flat when you sit on it.

CC 103:

"If you can't decide whose dress it is, I'm gonna cut it in half".

CC 104:

"Why did Force Unleashed II for the PSP have to be cancelled?

WHYYYY?!"

102 "*in a sleazy voice* Oh Yeah! You want some of this"

103 "Commentator: Oh my god tom! It looks like... Yes, the two players have quite literally ripped the goalie apart"

104 "MY EYES!!! MY INNOCENT EYES!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?"

shnarf.

102:

Go ahead! Shoot! There's nothing left to kill!

103:

Come on guys, stop fighting! There's enough of me for both of you.

102:

 I once had genitalia THIS big!

103:

OWWW, MA TITTIE!!!

 104:

Poor thing, he once saw a cat with a package as big as him!

104:

The Rabbit witnesses MTV as described by ironmandude.

Yikes...:X

A bit late, I know, but here I go:

#102 "Don't let my cuteness fool you. You see the guy next to me, well, I just killed him. AND YOU'RE NEXT!"

#103 "This is the last time I let the Muppets play hockey!"

#104 "If I can't see that large black cat with a hungry look on his face, then he can't see me..."

Last 3 all won by waZelda cause the caption for the first of the three was awesome! Umm, I mean they all were?

Musical edition:

106:

107:

Caption 105:

In their new campaign against beastiality, the police are promoting plastic animals that weirdos can live out their fantasy with.

Caption 106:

Those guys are going to try to catch a menhir that is thrown at them. It works in the comics right?

Caption 107:

"The contest of which species can get the most cocain injected into them is in the final stage. Can the humans pull it of, or do they have to admit defeat to the goats? Stay tuned."

105:

The guys' reaction to the picture below to them.

106:

Bondage ain't what it used to be.

107:

Bestiality ain't what it used to be.

105: The new police interrogation routine: Bad cops, good plastic deer.

106: WWE ain't what it used to be.

107: Man: "I'm lookin' fer a kid, I was wonderin' if ya saw 'em?" Goat: "Naahh!"

105: 

4 Men vs 1 Deer!! Good thing it's plastic or the deer will have had a field day playing footballs!

106:

"RRAAAWRRR!! Cling! Clang!"
-Metal Monster?
-No, Metal psychos!

107:

Cross breeding? 
It doesn't matter who's in heat. Call 555 55 555

This contest is dead or what?sandyqbg

Tell me about it! When I saw it on the first page I thought "yes, it is finally back", but what do you know?

Caption revival just for you guys! The guy on the left is iloveflash.

"Don't you feel like telling your kids about the birds and the bees? Drop them of in Frognerparken and tell them to figure it out for themselves!"

If the picture is indeed from Frognerparken, then chances are that me and some cIassmates from last year at folkhighschool have been taking funny pictures with it. The art cIass even made a music video with several pictures and a song with the lyrics "give it to me baby! Ah hah, Ah hah!"

EDIT: Yeah, definitely from Frognerparken, here is a picture from a different angle

You might be able to goes what at least one of the pictures we took looked like.

Hello everybody, sorry for not being on the site this week. My cIass have been downhill skiing, and I thought they'd have internet at the hotel, but they didn't. Won't be active this week either because I suddenly discovered I have some schoolwork to catch up on. But anyway, I thought about a challenge for this week, so time to revive the old thread.

Challenge for week 4 2011: WikiPoem

Go to wikipedia, press random article then make a poem about the article that comes up.