Caption Contest Verision 2.7182818: The Return of Creative Insanity

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#1 BlinDShoT95
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Welcome to Caption Contest Verision 2.7182818: The Return of Creative Insanity and for those who get the 2.71..., yes I am taking a break from Calculus to post this message :P

So I originally had created the Caption Contest, so I am allowed to just copy and paste the original rules with slight modifications:

A big part of being a successful writer is adapting to the task at hand. You will not always be able to write in the same style, let alone for the same thing, so it is important to think outside of the box and tackle as many different writing challenges as possible. A caption can be comical, and/or it can informative, but it most definitely should be creative. So I invite you all to take part in this little game as not only will it earn you Prestige Points (Info below) as well as expand your writing creativity.

I will change the image regularly (info also below), so I invite you all to check this topic often. When I put up a new image, I will post the winner of the previous one, so stay tuned because anything can happen, anyone can win!

A new image will be put up every Monday, Thursday & Saturday at varying times (I will typically try to get it done earlier in the morning, but that might not always be possible).

In the past users were encouraged to submit multiple captions, but we are going to change that so that you may only submit one caption per image - so make sure it's good

For each submission (1 per image), you will be awarded 2 Prestige Points, and if your submission is deemed to be the best you will be awarded 1 bonus Prestige Point which means that you can earn up to 6 points a week, 24 points a month, 288 a year, 2880 a decade or even 28 800 a century without ever winning! That will certainly put you atop the leaderboard where ILoveFlash and Foolz will never catch you!

Lastly, I ask that all entries be placed in quotation marks so that it is clear what your entry is.

Now mates, don't be stupid (ie. hateful, racist, etc.), just have fun and be as creative as you can. Good luck to all!

Disclaimer: From time to time I may post a caption, but do not worry I as cannot win, ever.

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Past Winners History

Caption 1 Winner - Blade_Tr4iner
Caption 2 Winner - irmeleeman5995
Caption 3 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 4 Winner - Just4Yoshi
Caption 5 Winner - EndlessGame
Caption 6 Winner - theeman2000
Caption 7 Winner - theeman2000
Caption 8 Winner - Game_Geeks
Caption 9 Winner - Sparky-05
Caption 10 Winner - EndlessGame
Caption 11 Winner - just4yoshi
Caption 12 Winner - DEVILinIRON
Caption 13 Winner - DEVILinIRON
Caption 14 Winner - Symphonycometh
Caption 15 Winner - Zeta_Thompson
Caption 16 Winner - irmeleema5995
Caption 17 Winner - EndlessGame
Caption 18 Winner - EndlessGame
Caption 19 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 20 Winner - irmeleeman5995
Caption 21 Winner - irmeleeman5995
Caption 22 Winner - irmeleeman5995
Caption 23 Winner - irmeleeman5995
Caption 24 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 25 Winner - EndlessGAme
Caption 26 Winner - theeman2000
Caption 27 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 28 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 29 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 30 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 31 Winner - freek666
Caption 32 Winner - freek666
Caption 33 Winner - freek666
Caption 34 Winner -freek666
Caption 35 Winner - JJR10
Caption 36 Winner - freek666
Caption 37 Winner - freek666
Caption 38 Winner - JJR10
Caption 39 Winner - JJR10
Caption 40 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 41 Winner - EtherTwilight
Caption 42 Winner - waZelda
Caption 43 Winner - waZelda
Caption 44 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 45 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 46 Winner - waZelda
Caption 47 Winner - Hellfire-1
Caption 48 Winner - Barbriser
Caption 49 Winner -Foolz3h
Caption 50 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 51 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 52 Winner -Aberinkulas
Caption 53 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 54 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 55 Winner - Hellfire-1
Caption 56 Winner -Aberinkulas
Caption 57 Winner -Barbriser
Caption 58 Winner - ILoveFlash
Caption 59 Winner - waZelda
Caption 60 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 61 Winner - kingkilla3
Caption 62 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 63 Winner - waZelda

Caption 64 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 65 Winner - iloveflash
Caption 66 Winner - irmeleeman5995
Caption 67 Winner - Lerfish
Caption 68 Winner -Aberinkulas
Caption 69 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 70 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 71 Winner - Foolz3h
Caption 72 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 73 Winner - Lerfish
Caption 74 Winner - Aberinkulas
Caption 75 Winner - ???

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Monthly Recaps

At the end of each month a monthly recap will be posted with a recap of the past month's caption winners, caption contest points earned over the course of the month, the top three captions of the month and the honourable mention.

The Top Three Captions are the three best captions from the past month. The person who writes the third best caption recieves 5 Prestige Points, the person who wrote the second best caption recieves 10 prestige points, and the person who the best caption recieves 15 prestige points.

The honourable mention goes to the best caption that did not win for its respective contest. Essentially, the winner of this caption easily could've been declare the winner, but was slightly overmatched. The person who wrote the caption that recieves the honourable mention of the month recieves 5 prestige points.

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Caption Contest Image #40:

Have fun with this one! You have until Wednesday to Captionize :)

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Woot, back on the ball! Let's rack up some points! :D

#40: "This cat wasn't curious enough, so he didn't get killed. But he did serve four months."

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"Everytime you watch me masturbate I kill a kitten."
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"You are under arrest for scratching the curtains. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law."
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"Show me on the kitten where he touched you."
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#7 BlinDShoT95
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 Note: The Caption Contest Schedule has changed. A new image will be posted on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays.

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My Quote for Caption Contest 40 ....

"[In a Shaggy Voice] Wasn't Me"

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#8 BlinDShoT95
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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 40 .....

Foolz3h with "Everytime you watch me masturbate I kill a kitten."

Yay!

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 2
- Foolz3h: 3
- waZelda: 2
- EtherTwilight: 2
- BlinDShoT95: 2

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Caption Contest #41 

Captionize my minions, CAPTIONIZE!

 

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"I'd like to grow apples, not melons."
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"When asked about his plans for universal health care, president elect Barack Obama replied 'Double D's, baby!'" I love how flash and I instantly went the boob route. I feel so sophomoric. :P
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"Barack Obama explains that he prefer to be taken pictures of from below, and thus have requested that all camera men must be dwarfes."
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I'm gonna have to do a reverse Kanye West and completely avoid breasts then.

There goes my Condolezza Rice Ds caption. :(

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"....I believe that I was talking. So you can just stay down there and wait your turn. Okay Joe?"

-- I really got nothing other than this :P

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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 41 .....

EtherTwilight with "When asked about his plans for universal health care, president elect Barack Obama replied 'Double D's, baby!'"

Yay!

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 4
- Foolz3h: 5
- waZelda: 4
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95:4

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Caption Contest #42

 

Image courtsey of blogspot.com

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My Entry: "And if you focus in on that area there, you can see the very bottom of China..."

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"And if you focus in on that area there, you can see the big one I dropped way back on '45."
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"And as you can see, there is a mass grave in your backyard, but don't worry, you can't smell it from the house."
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And here we can see exactly where Saddam Hussein successfully stached WMDs and Osama Bin Laden. Why he didn't hide here himself is a question I cannot answer, but it probably has something to do with the exposed nuclear warheads. Which doesn't help Bin Laden's seemingly poor health to be perfectly honest. And on your way out you may want to check yourself for tumours.
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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 42 .....

waZelda with "And as you can see, there is a mass grave in your backyard, but don't worry, you can't smell it from the house."

Yay!

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 6
- Foolz3h: 7
- waZelda: 7
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95: 6

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Caption Contest #43

Image of GSP courtesy of he ESPN & and the UFC

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My entry: "Stand back there's a st. pierre coming through"

^ anyone who watched wrestling [wwe] in 2002-2004 will get the refrence :P

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"After some changes to the rules, the beach volleyball curcuit has become a lot more aggressive."
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"STAY IN SCHOOL OR THIS WILL HAPPEN."

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"OH MY GAWD I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LAWNG HOW AW YOU SWEEKUMS COME AND GIVE ME A BIG HUG YOU BROAD"
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It's only gay if you make eye contact.

Okay that in joke doesn't work here, but it is hilarious. :P

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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 43 .....

waZelda with "After some changes to the rules, the beach volleyball curcuit has become a lot more aggressive."

Yay!

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 8
- Foolz3h: 9
- waZelda: 10
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95: 8
- Aberinkulas: 2

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Caption Contest #44

  

My caption:

"S.crew you guys, you're taking too long!"

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"Bucket List number fourteen...get sued by Daft Punk...check! Bucket List number fifteen...Speed Racer cosplay...check!"
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"This man is chasing his own shadow. He'll be back in 24 hours."
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"I have a strange feeling I've forgotten something. I am on the runway... I'm wearing all the pilot equipment... Oh, right, I was supposed to bring a jet plane... Damn!"

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American running.
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#29 Foolz3h
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Marcus Ambrose was beginning to regret going from one of the best teams in the V8 Supercars to one of the worst in Nascar when he found out that the race didn't stop when your car did.
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#30 iloveflash
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American running.kingkilla3

**** you, Jimmy boy! :avatar:

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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 44 .....

Foolz3h with "Marcus Ambrose was beginning to regret going from one of the best teams in the V8 Supercars to one of the worst in Nascar when he found out that the race didn't stop when your car did."

Yay!

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 10
- Foolz3h: 12
- waZelda: 12
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95: 10
- Aberinkulas:4
- KingKilla3: 2

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Caption Contest #45

My Caption: "... Godzilla!"

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#32 iloveflash
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"*huff* *huff* I made it to New York!"

(Dig a hole through the earth reference. :P)

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#33 Aberinkulas
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THERE AINT NO

 

 

MOUNTAIN HIGH

 

 

ENOUGH

 

 

 Ain't no valley low enough ain't no river wide enough to keep me from gettin to you babe

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#34 kingkilla3
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Guess who made it to Mars first.
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"Hey, Steve, remember how you owe me one... I kina don't want to die right now."
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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 45 .....

Aberinkulas with "There ain't no mountain high enough ....  Ain't no valley low enough ain't no river wide enough to keep me from gettin to you babe"

- Love the song refrence

Yay! And I must say, a lot of these have been too-close to call on the winner ... so keep it up!

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 12
- Foolz3h: 12
- waZelda: 14
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95: 12
- Aberinkulas: 7
- KingKilla3:4

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Caption Contest #46

My Caption:

" 'I believe I can fly!' ... 'No you can't' ... 'Shutup' "

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#38 Aberinkulas
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"No, your other left."
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#39 waZelda
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"And on friday I caught a fish THIS big!"
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#40 iloveflash
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"Minions! RIIISE!! It is time to reclaim the Motherland!! FOR NARNIAAA!!!!"
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" 'I believe I can fly!' ... 'No you can't' ... 'Shutup' "

Well that's just brutal. :(

"Putting its fins up was fruitless. The pegmen were hungry, and it just made their target bigger. Oh, if only it was an Australian marsupial."

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Congradulations, to the winner of Caption Contest 46 .....

waZelda with "And on friday I caught a fish THIS big!"

- Really hard decision between this is Aber's response.

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 14
- Foolz3h: 14
- waZelda: 17
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95: 12
- Aberinkulas: 9
- KingKilla3: 4 

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Caption Contest #47

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#43 iloveflash
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"FOR NARNIAAA!!"

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#44 Foolz3h
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"FOR NARNIAAA!!"

iloveflash

I'm sensing a theme here.

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#45 Aberinkulas
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Dude, too many dicks on the dance floor.
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#46 BlinDShoT95
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Cause I didn't post one ... "DUDDDEE!!!! Can you pass my nachos?"
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"There is a crazy cannibal behind me, isn't there?"
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#48 Hellfire-1
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Hope I'm not too late to post my caption for #47. (Sorry if it's dumb, it's just the first thing that popped into my head.)

"Don't panic, don't panic, as long as I don't move, it won't attack me."

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#49 BlinDShoT95
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This one was a hard one to decide on, but nevertheless congradulations to the winner of Caption Contest 47 .....

Hellfire-1 with "Don't panic, don't panic, as long as I don't move, it won't attack me."

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 Unrecorded Caption Contest Points To Date:

- iloveflash: 16
- Foolz3h: 14
- waZelda: 19
- EtherTwilight: 5
- BlinDShoT95: 14
- Aberinkulas: 11
- KingKilla3: 4
- Hellfire-1: 3
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Caption Contest #48

What is Family Guy's evil monkey really saying? And no, it is not "For Narniaaa!!"

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#50 Foolz3h
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It's him! He's the one that didn't remind me to post. :|