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#51 Homesrfan
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Quite possibly the worst reviews ever. Especially LostWinds (since its the only one I've played).

BAD MUSIC? AHHH!! "Too many ugly environments"... ???

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#52 kansasdude2009
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[QUOTE="chazasul"][QUOTE="travt-down"]

Lets take that $10 for 3 hours and multiply it by 6. that would make it $60 for 18 hours. That would make lost winds longer than Heavenly Sword, Uncharted, COD4, Halo 3, Army of Two, etc etc etc

Bogus review. Seriously.

bionicle_lover

Very nice way of putting it. (Not sarcasm)

well, those games have online too, so why not multiply it by 4, 12 hours... still more than most of the games you listed (if not all, i've never finished Halo 3 singleplayer, and i havent played any of the other games' single player (i only play CoD4 for multiplayer) but from what i hear...

it still is longer... what a joke!

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#53 scoobiesnackarf
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Again, its Gamespot, what do you expect? A reliable review? Yea.... Ok.

AR

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#54 ArisShadows
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I find it funny that certian parts in the review contradict with each other. This review fails hard.

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#55 m_machine024
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Quite possibly the worst reviews ever. Especially LostWinds (since its the only one I've played).

BAD MUSIC? AHHH!! "Too many ugly environments"... ???

Homesrfan

Yeah I don't remember any section looking bad.:? The music was great too.

And I never had any problem with the controls. That's one F'd up review.

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#56 ArisShadows
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Since this been mainly focusing on Lost Winds, what did you guys think of Final Fantasy CC:MLaaK? I havent downloaded it yet myself, but if its anything like Lost Winds's review, I probably off.
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#57 lolfiretruck
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I'm really not even upset, I actually find it funny. That is the biggest joke of a review that I have ever read.
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#58 bionicle_lover
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i dont think its fair to call the environments ugly when its all art style. they should call all games striving for realism ugly cause they dont achieve realistic graphics, or crysis graphics at least (yes i spoiled myself with crysis at all high though it runs at like 20 fps (but still playable :o )

Lost winds isnt comparing itself to ssome kind of standard, so ugly is more opiniated (well, i guess that makes little sense :P)

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#59 Shinno441
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Okay, while some of the points are true for the FF review, yes there isn't a lot to the game, it is fun and addicting. I love managing type games and it makes me sad to see that a game that I've spent AT LEAST 25 hours on, all of which were pure fun get such a crumby review. I think both reviews are perposterous.
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#60 FireEmblem_Man
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I don't see how disappointing this game is. What was the reviewer expecting with this game? He hasn't even mentioned why is it disappointing, which makes the review untrustworthy.

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#61 lolfiretruck
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i dont think its fair to call the environments ugly when its all art style. they should call all games striving for realism ugly cause they dont achieve realistic graphics, or crysis graphics at least (yes i spoiled myself with crysis at all high though it runs at like 20 fps (but still playable :o )

Lost winds isnt comparing itself to ssome kind of standard, so ugly is more opiniated (well, i guess that makes little sense :P)

bionicle_lover
Funny thing is he said the graphics were gorgeous in the same review.
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#62 Firelore29
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Since this been mainly focusing on Lost Winds, what did you guys think of Final Fantasy CC:MLaaK? I havent downloaded it yet myself, but if its anything like Lost Winds's review, I probably off.ArisShadows

It's not my cup of tea but sapposidly the more you play it the more it grows on you. I played it for about an hour then switched over to Lost Winds.

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#63 dragonball3900
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Since this been mainly focusing on Lost Winds, what did you guys think of Final Fantasy CC:MLaaK? I havent downloaded it yet myself, but if its anything like Lost Winds's review, I probably off.ArisShadows

Very fun game, pretty original if you ask me(giving out the quests and such, i've never seen that before), good graphics for a WiiWare game and building the city was really fun.

In conclusion=not a 5.0

EDIT: I was also shocked at the amount of things your adventurers could do to be better at their jobs, far more then I expected for $15.

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#64 bionicle_lover
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[QUOTE="bionicle_lover"]

i dont think its fair to call the environments ugly when its all art style. they should call all games striving for realism ugly cause they dont achieve realistic graphics, or crysis graphics at least (yes i spoiled myself with crysis at all high though it runs at like 20 fps (but still playable :o )

Lost winds isnt comparing itself to ssome kind of standard, so ugly is more opiniated (well, i guess that makes little sense :P)

lolfiretruck

Funny thing is he said the graphics were gorgeous in the same review.

ya i mentioned that in one of my earlier posts. it really is weird... it has gorgeous environments is dull, even when it uses more colors that Gears of War? that game looked great but it was dull.

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#65 ArisShadows
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]Since this been mainly focusing on Lost Winds, what did you guys think of Final Fantasy CC:MLaaK? I havent downloaded it yet myself, but if its anything like Lost Winds's review, I probably off.dragonball3900

Very fun game, pretty original if you ask me(giving out the quests and such, i've never seen that before), good graphics for a WiiWare game and building the city was really fun.

In conclusion=not a 5.0

I figured as much, I probably go download it next.

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#66 kansasdude2009
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Everyone, come see Lost Winds' terrible sty-le, music, and gameplay!!

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#67 LINKloco
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You fail GS.
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#68 vicmackey39
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it looks like they're hiring anyone off the street thee days

this is what happens when all the decent staff leave. You have neogaf posters writing reviews

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#69 bionicle_lover
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O **** the grass actually moves when you pass your cursor over it. im getting it this weekend, no doubt.

ok unless something stops me, like internet going down.

Im actually surprised at the graphics. i know you'll all chew me out, but i could have easily mistaken that game as a 360 game. like everything is clear cut, and looks as good as eternal sonata (played demo and hated it :( )

on the other hand, it might be Youtube's bad quality blurring out the edges :P but i dont mind, i have a bad tv to start with :) hoping it breaks soon so i can get a new one.

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#70 Homesrfan
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it looks like they're hiring anyone off the street thee days

this is what happens when all the decent staff leave. You have neogaf posters writing reviews

vicmackey39

Has the reviewer of LostWinds even reviewed anything before. His name doesn't link to an account.

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#71 kansasdude2009
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O **** the grass actually moves when you pass your cursor over it. im getting it this weekend, no doubt.

ok unless something stops me, like internet going down.

Im actually surprised at the graphics. i know you'll all chew me out, but i could have easily mistaken that game as a 360 game. like everything is clear cut, and looks as good as eternal sonata (played demo and hated it :( )

on the other hand, it might be Youtube's bad quality blurring out the edges :P but i dont mind, i have a bad tv to start with :) hoping it breaks soon so i can get a new one.

bionicle_lover

no, the game seriously looks like an Xbox Live Arcade game. It's beautiful! It's honestly the best downloadable game I have ever played that isn't a puzzle game. :P

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#72 vicmackey39
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Has the reviewer of LostWinds even reviewed anything before. His name doesn't link to an account.

Homesrfan

http://uk.gamespot.com/news/blogs/review-blog/909185210/26375699/new-guy.html?print=1

http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5858860

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283026

the gaming "expert"

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#73 ArisShadows
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Everyone, come see Lost Winds' terrible **** music, and gameplay!!

kansasdude2009

The music is very enchanting. Its reminds me of some game with similiar great melodies, hmm.. The gameplay is excellent. That the trailer that made me go buy it!

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#74 kansasdude2009
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[QUOTE="Homesrfan"]

Has the reviewer of LostWinds even reviewed anything before. His name doesn't link to an account.

vicmackey39

http://uk.gamespot.com/news/blogs/review-blog/909185210/26375699/new-guy.html?print=1

http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5858860

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283026

the gaming "expert"

lol, expert indeed. Try learning different types of genres and styles gaming expert.

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#75 m_machine024
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O **** the grass actually moves when you pass your cursor over it. im getting it this weekend, no doubt.

ok unless something stops me, like internet going down.

Im actually surprised at the graphics. i know you'll all chew me out, but i could have easily mistaken that game as a 360 game. like everything is clear cut, and looks as good as eternal sonata (played demo and hated it :( )

on the other hand, it might be Youtube's bad quality blurring out the edges :P but i dont mind, i have a bad tv to start with :) hoping it breaks soon so i can get a new one.

bionicle_lover
Yeah the attention to detail is great. And it looks better on a TV. And the bloom that appears when there's dialog... 5.5... you've got to be kidding me...*shakes head*
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#76 kansasdude2009
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[QUOTE="kansasdude2009"]

Everyone, come see Lost Winds' terrible **** music, and gameplay!!

ArisShadows

The music is very enchanting. Its reminds me of some game with similiar great melodies, hmm.. The gameplay is excellent. That the trailer that made me go buy it!

the music is a fantastic mix of Renaissance music with an indian theme. The melody has little relevance to the Renaissance time period, but the instruments and ****does. It really is intoxicating. I stopped just to listen to melodies.

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#77 ArisShadows
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Its sad Mr. Gigglepoo couldnt see this thread.
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#78 Hockey_Slayer
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I'm still in shock, I mean I could take some bad reviews, but this is just so far off its not even funny. I don't trust any reviews sights anymore honestly, I agree with none of them.
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#79 haziqonfire
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The Bad
  • Lack of energy
  • Too many ugly environments
  • Only three hours long
  • Sometimes unresponsive controls
  • Lacks personality

Its it true that it's only 3 hr long?

I mean I'v heard of short games but really, 3 Hours..

DanBrim1

Yes its only 3 hours long.

as for the review, it's dumb. 5.5/10 for LostWinds? Really, WTF.
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#80 kansasdude2009
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I'm still in shock, I mean I could take some bad reviews, but this is just so far off its not even funny. I don't trust any reviews sights anymore honestly, I agree with none of them.Hockey_Slayer

I want as many people to see this thread as possible. Tomorrow by this time the haters will be swarming this, i'm sure. Gah! Wii Ware, already the best service, yet has now been rendered impossible to defend.

Oh boy!

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#81 famicommander
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Gamespot reviews have been irrelevant to me for years and years... Ever since Shenmue. It was fine that they scored it low, because that's a matter of opinion (even though the game is an easy 9.5 in my book). But they lost my respect when they caved in to community pressure and altered the score without changing the text of the review.
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#82 Video_Game_King
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I think the problem is that they're rating these games as if they spent a Grant when in reality it cost, what, a Lincoln and three Washingtons? Yes, I'm referring to bills by the names of the presidents on them, so what?
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#83 Lo_Rising
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come on fellow gamers, we all know that gs reviews are balls and have no credibilty whatsoever. we all come here because.....well hell i honestly dont know why any of us come here including myself, i am looking so hard to find an unbisaed site and its not working out. i might give up on all of these sites, who better to judge a game than me. thuoghts?

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#84 Wanderer5
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WTF. Man that sucks, but it not going to stop me getting LostWinds(I decided to get that one instead on FFCC).
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#85 Saturos3091
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That is horrible.

Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn comes to mind when speaking of GS' worst ever. No Mii integration? No online play? What was the reviewer thinking?
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#86 blitzkid1
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gamespot lost me when they gave blue dragon a 6.
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#87 GundamGuy0
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Yet another terrible review... I mean it doesn't even make sense...

Who was the editor that let this one threw.

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#88 glitchgeeman
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Lacks personality? Bad music? Lack of presentation? WHAT THE F***? What is this guy looking for!?

I'm sorry, but I usually respect GS's reviews, but this is a load of crap. The game is a masterpiece in just about every way, and it's mind blowing that such an enjoyable game could get such a review. I'm glad I bought the game before the review came out, or else it might've changed my mind.

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#89 cfamgcn
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GS reviews are pretty bad nowadays... don't pay attention to them and enjoy the Wiiware games...
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#90 laus_basic
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so they don't give checks for WiiWare games?
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#91 goblaa
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Sad Gamespot...sad.
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#92 SSCyborg
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[QUOTE="EPaul"]

Ouch for Lost Winds

but GS worst review is Rachet and CLank FTOD

thrones

'Too much variety'

I would've lol'd if this was part of the Brawl review :|

I hope he doesn't review Banjo.

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#93 EliteKitteh
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GS pushes their credibilty further and further down the ****ter with each review.
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#94 ArisShadows
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Sad Gamespot...sad.goblaa

Nice Siggy art, I considering making myself a new one with Lost Winds themes myself. Being unlazy and trading in my old NMH one, heh.

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#95 Tylendal
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]

What!

5.5

You have to be joking me. Pathetic is right, this is the final blow to me not ever using them as credible scores.

thrones

Mine was R&C.

Love R&C

Metroid Prime 3. The score was fair, but the review itself was completely unprofessional. They bashed it for being too much like previous games, not enough like Metroid, praised its controls, then turned around to say that the controls could be frustrating. And that's just skimming the surface.

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#96 LegendofNerd
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Wow. I think that this is the first time I've actually been appalled by a review. Did I download and play the same games as them?
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#97 MikeE21286
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Sorry? Gamespot reviews are trash now.....
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#98 Tjeremiah1988
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well again i must say, thank god for these forums.
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#100 AdrianWerner
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but when GS gave No More Heroes a 9.0 score and gave Ratcher 7+ sheep didn't complain, back then GS was good, back then GS was great review site :D Hyporcisy