Which game console has the best punnability?

Punnability is an important aspect of marketing for every console manufacturer. The better the punnability of your slogan, the better your product will sell. Here are a few examples:

Nintendo:

Bill: "Hey Bob, you played an Action Adventure game yesterday. Will you play it again today?"

Bob: "No Bill, I like to...SWITCH it up".

Xbox:

Billy: "Hey Bobby, what did the old lady say before she joined her friends at the swimming pool?"

Bobby: "I know this one! She said 'Gee, I want to...JUMP IN'"

Sony:

Billy bob joe: "Hey Dillon, what was the first words Genghis Khan said when he was a baby?"

Dillon: "I don't know, Billy bob joe. What?"

Billy bob joe: "GREATNESS AWAITS".

Discuss.

Why are you like this?

@charizard1605: That's a good question. I really don't know, might have been dropped a few times as a baby ?‍♂️

Oh boy. *groan*

Lol wut?

@Archangel3371: That's a good try Archangel, but this time try to include one of the game console slogans. *groan* isn't one of them.

You can do it! :)

@charizard1605: Been a long time since I've seen you around here.

@XVision84: The Switch one is good. The other two are just lame.

Agreed.

@DragonfireXZ95: @Jag85: The point is for you guys to come up with your own puns, not judge mine! :P

@XVision84: Nope. Unfortunately that was the best that I could come up with. ☹️

Switch, PS4 and Xbone go to a bar.

'I'll have martini on the rocks,' says PS4.

'I'll have the same, only water it down a bit,' says Xbone.

'I'm underage and cannot have any of that adult stuff,' says Switch. 'So I'll just sit here under the table and wait for you two to throw me a bone!'

Me: our relationship is getting dull, time to switch it up.

If only you were dropped a few times more. :P

On topic, Switch's on point.

Sorry, I don't really like your thread. So I will SWITCH to something else.

I really don't think it gets any punnier than Nintendo's system names. Hell, 3DS is a play on DS. Wii's successor is called the Wii-U: " We, You.".

The f*ck...

Well this thread really switches things up around here I guess.

Xbone..that name will live in infamy and clearly shows MS lack of direction and more importantly commitment to games.

Sorry, dude, not helping you with your lame dad jokes to look cool in front of your kids.

@henrythefifth: Holy hell Henry, no underage jokes! This isn't Resetera

@pc_rocks: you'll have to blame my parents for that one :P

@Ant_17: Too late, my kids already think I'm cool. I have a worlds best dad coffee mug ;)

@XVision84: but do you have an ugly hawaiian shirt and ugly xmas sweater?

I always liked the "Just wait" line for Playstation.

Me: Where are the Playstation games?

Sony fans: Just wait

SUPER nintendo entertainment system. Hell yeah, always liked that naming!

Every game was called SUPER as well.

Same with Nintendo 64: You got your mario 64, donkey kong 64, wave race 64, mario kart 64

ugly xmas sweater on hold for winter season fashion.

Very funny :P.

Now that you two point it out though, Nintendo has some clever and unique naming schemes for their consoles. Seems obvious now that I look at it, but I guess I always just expected Nintendo to come up with something unconventional.

Uh Microsoft I guess.