What's the dumbest game you have in your library?

Define dumb however you like.

I'll start with Bloody Boobs (PC) and Gal Gun (Ps4). Not that I ever have to justify certain games in my video game collection, but these two stick out. And there are others. Haydee. But Haydee has some things going for it. Bloody Boobs is just lazy and lame. And they haven't updated or anything. It's the same weird, dumb game. I think it was Russians. Or Russian-y people.

Gal Gun is just weebshit. Hardcore. Little girls pictured and stuff like that. And man, it's dumb. The whole thing screams "Japan", the way you would whilst looking at pictures of adult males hugging their body pillows, which is fine. Almost bought one at Gamescom, but with recent terrorist actions, I figured I didn't want to die holding onto Nami from One Piece.

Although that might be the only way to die somewhat weirdly heroic. Hell, the pillow might've protected me from the blast. Would be cool. Yeah, and there's an AK inside of it, get it out, get my Rambo on. Nice.

My Summer Car is also dumb, but for all the right reasons. We should get more games that take the piss out of a country's culture. Although, with Belgium, the chocolates could be worked with, but child abduction would be hard to get through the rating board.

Anyway, what's the dumbest game you ever purchased? Bonus points if you didn't refund.

I once activated Deus Ex: The Fall on my steam account thinking it was some kind of DLC for Deus Ex: Human Revolution, only to realise that it was that ****** mobile game I had activated.

That was pretty dumb.

Lol, that's so 1990s

The biggest joke of Belgian culture is that it keeps thinking it can compete with way larger and richer countries. That it needs this global recognition even if we are small as hell.

Call it the Napoleon complex.

For example when the US president comes by he suddenly has to know about what an awesome country Belgium is, for gods sake, like he gives a crap about a country that's smaller than most US states.

Or just about every sports competition, we kinda have to prove our worth to the world.

@R4gn4r0k: It's definitely the worst with sports. Like, holy shit, do we love to go on about our little boys in their red shirts. Remember during the last world cup how everybody lost their shit over Belgium getting so far into the cup? But that was only because they were going up against the literal who's of the soccer world.

They got their ass thoroughly kicked when they went up against Germany.

And rightfully so ! :p

It's like this complex that we need to own the world in something, so we need to find some aspect, like a sport, to show everyone: Hey guys, we are small and there aren't a lot of us... But we're fucking Belgian !!!! ^^

It's taken from Deus Ex Icarus Effect, which I kinda wish was the sequel, as opposed to what we got.

Probably those dumb Harry Potter and Star Wars GameBoy Advance games.
I was a big fan when I was younger, but even then knew how shitty and dumb these games were.

Lately I've been watching Xmen on YouTube.

Unchar....nah, I kid.... I definitely have possession of a good number of Kinect games my kids got for Xmas one year.

Disneyland adventures and kinectimals are sitting on a shelf in my home as we speak...

@freedomfreak:

Gal Gun Double Peace wasn't about guys hugging pillows. It was an anime rail line shooter where you shoot ecstacy at young, unsuspecting girls at a high school as they all try to fall in love with you. Then you pleasure them once you get bonus points. I know because I also have it on the PS Vita.

The dumbest game I got was Hyperdimension Neptunia Producing Perfection. As much as I love that series, I still wonder what the **** IF! was thinking when they made that specific game. You don't even play it. It's basically just a manager sim where you manage a select character to become an idol. I don't even know if it qualifies as a game.

Another one was Nurse Love Addiction. This one was a visual novel and a fucking weird one at that. Very little choice and the only gameplay you get is press X to advance the messages. If you don't like weeb stuff, you'd hate this game. It's full of lesbians and a really weird sister-sibling relationship that can get to incest if you go that route. Japan's great, huh? ? lol

Probably Zheros, downloaded that shit when it was free.

That theme tune's about all I can remember, and to be fair it's a pretty fucking good theme tune.

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I think oh sir...the insult simulator would be the dumbest, or goat simulator or the division.

Super Smash Bros Brawl. I personally found things like Meta-knight pretty dumb. Also Snake's up-tilt, was pretty dumb.

The Fish Fillets 2 and Crysis 2.

Without a doubt, Shaqfu. I was young...and dumb.

Wolfenstein The New Order, you cant kill 5 guys in this game without being pulled away from the action. Next time you get put into the action, you may or may not have the guns you collected. I cant believe how much the series has regressed since the original.

Fast forward E3 2017 and we get a half hour trailer of a game show and a lizard... clearly the series is heading in a direction I personally am not interested in.

Code of Princess.

Was starved of 3DS games so I bought this shit for $20. Keep in mind I barely buy anything now for $20, and I probably spent only an hour playing this fucking turd of a game that says its own name so annoyingly before deep regret settled in.

I used to have TurboGrafx w/ a game called Toilet Kids...it's about some kid who got flushed into the toliet and had to battle toilet commode shooting s**t at you.

I have a handful of terrible licensed game titles from the PS1 era, such as A Bug's Life and Rugrats: Search for Reptar. I don't know what happened to the copies but I recall distinctly playing and beating both.

Of what I still possess, I will take this chance to shit on Crysis 3 some more, because f*ck Crysis 3.

Final Fantasy Type-0 HD. I don't know why I played through the whole game it was a bizarre experience.

Man, tell me about it. I'm a huge Final Fantasy fan so I was super happy when I got it at Gamestop for like $12.99. Then I played it...

A friend bought me this game called Bloody Boobs... Yeah. It's garbage. Lol

http://store.steampowered.com/app/545250/Bloody_Boobs/

Just read the synopsis: "Imagine that you are a young beautiful girl with a tasty body, and it can mean only one thing – you’re perfect for… Human sacrifice for an ancient god! Try to get out of the labyrinth with a help of your teammates. Avoid traps that awaits you on your path. Banish a devilish creature back to where it came from."

I bought it out of curiosity...

So a "friend" bought it for you. We totally believe that :p

In a world with Pornhub, why would anyone want that game, let alone actually give it a positive review?

Some Wii Marble Madness game that wouldn't even sell for .01 on ebay,,

Goat simulator.

Well, it's not really a porn game. It actually has gameplay that doesn't involve sex; it's just garbage gameplay. Lol. Although, it's only 3 bucks, so some people may give it a positive review.

Funnily enough, this game actually doesn't have any nudity.

I use to have Rumble Roses, its baseless is quite apparent.

I have one finger death punch on steam, which is pretty much like the old flash stick fighter games but you just have to click left or right mouse button

I'm sure I have some dumb games on humble bundle that I haven't activated yet

Idk... maybe one of the Suda51 games. They're dumb as hell but oh, so fun to "play"

Pretty hard to truly define a dumb game. If a game is simple fun, it's not dumb, it's just not complicated. Do I own any games trying and failing to be intellectual? I don't know. Have to think about that one.

Eh... probably Lovers on XBL. Just... wtf? We only got it for free with GWG though.

Probably one of the dozens of games in my Steam library I haven't touched.

Of the stuff I've actually played, probably Broforce. In a good way.

I'm surprised no one has said My Name is Mayo. It still amazes me how that got a platinum trophy and games like Resident Evil 4 didn't.

Shower with your Dad Simulator 2015

Jimmy White 2 Cueball

Both are CIB and mint. Do I win?

Jazzpunk or Divekick. Maybe Stephens Sausage Roll, but I'd probably classify Stephen's Sausage Roll as being one of the most intelligent videogames out there.

If it counts, Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden & Kanye Quest. Both are free RPG Maker satirical stuff.

I guess No More Heroes.

Probably Hungry Hungry Hippos that i was given to for free by some trailer trash folk.

A little indie game from 360 called, Comedy Night. Thought it was a cool concept but it was just mostly idiots getting on stage spewing unfunny crap.

Man, that's tough. I have a few crap DS games, for whatever reason. Zoo Tycoon DS comes to mind.

dumbest i ever got was Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2 on the xbox 360. All its mini games are pure crap and the volleyball part is buggy and not fun. I actually liked playing the volleyball in the first game. Without at least a good volleyball engine you can't even play this game. They should have bought an already decent volleyball engine. Probably the best volleyball game i've played was Summer Heat Beach Volleyball on the ps2. Also Super Spike V-Ball on the nes was very good.

My Name is Mayo...I had some credit on my account and bought probably the most pointless game on PS4. I still enjoyed it lmao

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015.

No regrets