What are the manliest games?

I would say the Yakuza games are definitely one of the manliest games you can play. I mean, you play as a Yakuza and you beat people up. Plus, there’s a lot of drama in all of it and it’s all settled with violence. How much more manly can you get? Oh, and then there’s this..

How about you, SW? What are the manliest games?

Youre not a man unless you play Call of Duty. Where my dudebros at?

Cho Aniki.

Makes Ghosts4ever blush and watch Lifetime movies

@ConanTheStoner: I know that game. Great pick. 😂

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It simply does not get manlier than this.

@Archangel3371:

Yup, literally not a manlier game, not even close. A fact that can be measured in manly men per square inch.

@ConanTheStoner: is it manlier than Doom Eternal, Metro Franchise, Max Payne, Hitman combined?

@ConanTheStoner: Indeed. Not even a contest.

Insert The Simpson’s “We work hard. We play hard.” gif

@SolidGame_basic:

Yes. Infinite manliness. Like a singularity of manliness. Hilbert's paradox, but all the occupants are men.

@Archangel3371:

Exactly. 😂

LOL

Ok, so we may have a contender.

Yea man, sorry

@SolidGame_basic:

Nothing to be sorry about bro, just that much more manliness. 💪

And I did say contender. Infinities can contain or be larger than other infinities.

I remember hearing about that Muscle March game. Never actually seen gameplay of it. It’s a pretty manly game. 😅

I love the comments haha “oh Japan, never change, please” lol

Before you even think of finding a manly game, you first need to watch Magic Mike 1 AND Magic Mike 2. Only then you're allowed to choose a game. This is how ghost chose FF7R btw.

It was the single best Wiiware game!

We know it's hard to tell the difference between movies and games when you are a Playstation shill, but those are movies and not games that you're talking about.

@quiggling: Ah, it was a Wiiware game.

I’d say Twisted Metal: Black has to be up there. Cool characters with interesting stories.

lol I really do need to get back on Yakuza 0. Just seems there's always something else.

Was glad that what little I played of 0 contained this:

When that beat drops.

@ConanTheStoner: who would’ve thought a badass gangster could be such a sensitive soul

Duke nukem.

Yep, sadly it’s gone with the service.

Blackthorne. Shooting a shotgun with one arm without looking is the manliest thing ever.

@SolidGame_basic:

lol gotta love how much effort, style, exaggeration they put into any old side shit. Nothing in what I played felt half assed. Even as far as story goes, it's the kind of game story I can get behind.

Really wish the combat was just a bit better. Everything about the game appeals to me except for the playing it part lol.

@ConanTheStoner: yea it doesn’t have the depth you like

DOOM

Most grand-strategy, TBS, 4X, and even some real-time strategy games.

To one degree or another, you're ruling entire kingdoms/territories, ordering troops of complete badasses, building your dynasty, and more.

Big-picture, there's nothing manlier than running an empire and conquering your foes. Everything else is small potatoes.

i.e. Total War, Civ, Stellaris, etc.

Yep. Though I was watching some stuff on Ishin. Doesn't look deep either, but the positioning and style switching in that one looks a lot more fun tbh.

@ConanTheStoner: I think this is the depth missing in your life

@SolidGame_basic:

Damn, competitive wardrobe coordination?

STALKER.

Asura's Wrath

Halo infinite

Gears of war.

@sargentd said:

I feel old now, I remember playing a lot of this game.

It was popular even with people that didn't play golf.

What about the Full Monty? Would that be an acceptable substitute for Magic Mike?

Not caring about what's manly is manly. Which means Ghosts is basically a child.

I do have to agree though that some mentions in this thread are extremely manly. I've never heard of Cho Aniki before, which I deeply regret.

Metal Gear series

Capcom fighters

Shinobi series

Ninja Gaiden series

Strider

SNK fighters

Streets of Rage series

Namco fighters

Resident Evil series

Devil May Cry series

@ConanTheStoner said:

@SolidGame_basic:

Damn, competitive wardrobe coordination?

Lol not only that, you run a cabaret club 😄

Halos, Gears, Forzas...

Of course, MS, aka, Manly Stuff, has the most bad a$$ games on the planet!! lol :P