Tecmo are upset that you all think the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma on PS3 is "just a port". Like, inconsolable. "It's not just a port!" their PR guy sobbed behind a veil of tears, "that's not fair!". I bought him an ice cream, which stopped the tears, but it didn't shut him up. In their defence, they're citing 3 new chapters, all-new textures, models, enemies and animations, 60 FPS and the ability to load the entire game onto your HDD to get it loading faster. Oh, and Rachel: However, most of the new changes are for the freshly playable Rachel, who will have a completely separate catalogue of attacks and animations, new story missions and mission-mode levels, as well as the sort of jiggly body-parts only Team Ninja can integrate. Bullet point #1 on the PRE-ORDER NOW poster: jiggly bits. Great additions one and all, but it's still a port.
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