I'm sorry but this has to be the worst attempt to own someone ever.
Gonna play devil's advocate, and use the same argumentative powers as BulletMath against the DS
DS list of failures:
Multimedia
- cannot play mp3 out of the box It's a GAMING system
- cannot view pictures out of the box It's a GAMING system
- cannot play videos out of the box It's a GAMING system
- cannot surf the internet without purchasing the crappy Opera Browser and extended the DS's limited amount of memory It's a GAMING system
- does not have RSS feeds for streaming/downloading content It's a GAMING system
- crappy dual screen is horrible for pictures/videos, both screens combined does not equal the resolution of the PSP WTF you just said that it can't view pictures or videos why does the dual screen matter if you can't get them in the first place :lol:
Games
- The DS has a tonne of non-games (I thought the DS was supposed to be a games machine, not a non-games machine), such as Nintendogs (puppy training), Brain Age (brain training), Brain Age 2, Observation Training, Face Training, English Training (Japan), more English Training (Japan), Common Sense Training (Japan), Listen! Write! Increase Vocabulary! Initial English Training (Japan), Reading Training (Japan), Detailed Japanese History B Total Training (Japan), Detailed World History B Total Training (Japan), Hajimete no Eigo Training (Japan), Point Blank Training (Japan), Detective Trainer, The Driver's Training Institute, Fast Reading Training, Baby Training, Sense of Pitch Training, TOEIC Test Training. All these training games have accounted for about 14 million copies sold on the DS in Japan, which is about 20% of all games sold.
Wow that's so much, that's equal to the 360's shooters.
- top DS games: Mario Kart, Advance Wars, Yoshi's Island, New Super Mario Bros, Mario & Luigi, Castlevania, Phoenix Wright, Metroid Prime, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Super Mario 64, Trauma Center, Cooking Mama, Warioware, all have gameplay which have come from other systems and consoles. Why play it on the DS when you can play a similar game on another system???
:lol:Those aren't the top DS games, well some are but you forgot to list so many titles *Etrian Odyessy and Hotel Dusk are some* also you can't get Poke'mon, Yoshi's Island, New Super Mario Bros., Castlevania *unless you wanna pull out your old PSX*, Advanced Wars, and Phoenix Wright on another system. Plus many of those games such as Castlevania, Animal Crossing, and Mario Kart are said to be the best in the series handheld or otherwise. Finally a PSP fan stating that a platform is useless because you can get it better on another console? :lol:
- graphics and sound in most part look like games from the SNES era. :lol: Yes because the SNES could run 3D textures.
Hardware
- not very ergonomic, hands get cramped with extended period of use True
- touch screen is easily susceptible to scratching Obviously you don't own one, I've never scratched mine.
- hinge is weak and the casing around the hinge breaks Okay you really don't own one, those hinges are like the jaws of life you can try to pull them apart and they won't break
- the touch pad screens are starting to fade or turn yellow on some DS lites No it doesn't.
- the headset for the DS has been mostly useless, can be used in voice chat for Pokemon, but who's gonna be yelling "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU" while battling?! MPH'S? But I agree with this statement.
In all seriousness, this is just a troll post, I have respect for the DS, but I also love my PSP.
BulletMath stop being such a hater.
mahjustin
Just pathetic.
Log in to comment