Lessons from System Wars

How about... Threads of Fanboys and Trolls always get most attention in SW :P

This thread deserves a sticky, it's hilarious. How about if a game isn't rated M, and isn't on your favourite system, it's automatically "kiddy", and if you play it, you are automatically under 12. ithilgore2006

I agree on the sticky - I didn't expect this kind of response. Guess I'm not the only person that finds the humor in this board, afterall...  :)

...I'll have to add a new one for ya.

Hm... I think I am going to take a break from SW, I want to punch some of these people in the face.

Excellent post!

This reminds of the post that "TheBlueLizard" or "BlueLizard" made a long time ago, something about "You might be a fanboy if..." and it had a pic of an ugly baby in it, or something, can't remember, but it was hilarious and was stickied for a while...

-When comparing graphics to two systems its exeptable to use the best screenshots for you favorite system and use out daited screenshots for your leased favorite system.  Its incouraged to use the same 3 pics in all topics when comparing graphics.

-Trolling is legal only if you can incourage someone to not buy the system your trolling.

If sales tax is high in your country/state don't complain. move!

polls are insignificant unless every gamer in the world voted in them. Or a 10 person poll with a slanted question is all meaning.

90% of system wars wen't to E3

All 3 consoles are the next dreamcast

Everyone bought 5 of the console the don't like and they all broke.

Posting the name of your favorite system followed by the word ownz is a valid responce to any argument and should be thought of as  interesting and considered.

If sales tax is high in your country/state don't complain. move!

polls are insignificant unless every gamer in the world voted in them. Or a 10 person poll with a slanted question is all meaning.

90% of system wars wen't to E3

All 3 consoles are the next dreamcast

Everyone bought 5 of the console the don't like and they all broke.

Posting the name of your favorite system followed by the word ownz is a valid responce to any argument and should be thought of as  interesting and considered.

cakeorrdeath

Oh - some of these are GOOD!!! Back to work...  ;)

This topic should be stickied for future people coming in and learning about what system wars is before embarassing themselves to high heaven. Go read, and a good laugh alongside.foxhound_fox

Agreed ! :)

Bwahahah so true :lol:
Thundercats FTW!
SteelSpiderMan

Damn right!!!

You only bot an xbox for Halo

You only bot PS for MGS

You only bot Nintendo for Zelda

If an RPG isn't Japanese it's crap.
If an RPG isn't Western it's crap.
If I don't play RPGs they're crap.
If you play RPGS exclusively, every other type of game is crap.
There are over 90 million hardcore gamers out there


heretrix

Ah yes - WRPG vs. JPRG. How could I forget?

How about... Threads of Fanboys and Trolls always get most attention in SW :P

Doomlike_Mitc

Unfortunate but true...  :(

"What system you purchase determines your sexual orientation" I also support a sticky.Shalomed

LOL!! What was I thinking?!?!? Of COURSE!!!! D'oh!!!  

Man I have so many gripes with system wars! Why do I come here again?

Only Americans matter on System Wars

Quoting chains 3 screens long are fun and necessary

Being given a temporary ban or perminant ban means you should immediately come back under a new user name and troll twice as hard

All sequals are rehashes

What games were like at E3 is exactly the same as they will be when they are released 6 months later.

CGI is evil and should never be used in games

You not liking a game means its automatically terrible for everyone else too (except fanboys)

Second and last are the same thing.

:lol: Yeah that pretty much sums up this place.

How about this one? Rumors are only true if they say something positive about your system of choice or something bad about the other systems. Once a rumor meets one of these conditons it can be used to claim ownage on other fanboys.
hellsing321

Oh yes - I see where you're going with this one. I agree - I've seen much of this. Back to the list...  :)

Man I have so many gripes with system wars! Why do I come here again?

Only Americans matter on System Wars

Quoting chains 3 screens long are fun and necessary

Being given a temporary ban or perminant ban means you should immediately come back under a new user name and troll twice as hard

All sequals are rehashes

What games were like at E3 is exactly the same as they will be when they are released 6 months later.

CGI is evil and should never be used in games

You not liking a game means its automatically terrible for everyone else too (except fanboys)

Second and last are the same thing.

cakeorrdeath

Oh my - you have some good ones too!!! I'm having a hard time keeping up!!!  :lol:

How about....

fanboys care about howmuch consoles are sold and games... but why ? They dont get any money of it ?

Only Americans matter on System Wars

cakeorrdeath

So true >.>

And Chuck Norris jokes are way over used in system wars.

Here are a few: - Consoles are better than PCs, because you can play consoles on a huge HD TV. - It's so stupid to spend so much money on a PC system to play games! You just spend $400 to $500 for a console, about $250 total for a bunch of games, some more money for extra controllers (to play with your friends) an additional subscription fee for online access with your console and abouit $3000 for a big screen HD TV. I mean, why would you spend $2000 for a computer system to play video games? Thats just too expensive. - PC gaming is dead. No one uses the PC anymore. Ever. Under any circumstances or situations. Not even to post on these very forums. Just get rid of the PC platform entirely. It makes me so sick. So,... when is WoW coming to the PS3?? Cuz dat would be so friggin sweet!!!! - It's OK for 1st gen PS3 software to look bad, they are just learning the system. But, if a 360 games looks bad, there is no excuse for it. Also, if 2nd generation PS3 software looks bad, thats OK too - the PS3 is a complicated system to program for. It's just that powerful. Am I doing it right?Demetri_OS

It sounds like your bashing the PS3.

The perfect example of the avarage troll.

Here are a few: - Consoles are better than PCs, because you can play consoles on a huge HD TV. - It's so stupid to spend so much money on a PC system to play games! You just spend $400 to $500 for a console, about $250 total for a bunch of games, some more money for extra controllers (to play with your friends) an additional subscription fee for online access with your console and abouit $3000 for a big screen HD TV. I mean, why would you spend $2000 for a computer system to play video games? Thats just too expensive. - PC gaming is dead. No one uses the PC anymore. Ever. Under any circumstances or situations. Not even to post on these very forums. Just get rid of the PC platform entirely. It makes me so sick. So,... when is WoW coming to the PS3?? Cuz dat would be so friggin sweet!!!! - It's OK for 1st gen PS3 software to look bad, they are just learning the system. But, if a 360 games looks bad, there is no excuse for it. Also, if 2nd generation PS3 software looks bad, thats OK too - the PS3 is a complicated system to program for. It's just that powerful. Am I doing it right?Demetri_OS

Its a little PC orientated.

will the mods please sticky this!

You also forgot the fact that all graphics topics are as acurate as the polls.  They find the best pic for there fav. system and the worst pic for there most hated system.DanteIsTheKing

All to true.

[QUOTE="Demetri_OS"]Here are a few: - Consoles are better than PCs, because you can play consoles on a huge HD TV. - It's so stupid to spend so much money on a PC system to play games! You just spend $400 to $500 for a console, about $250 total for a bunch of games, some more money for extra controllers (to play with your friends) an additional subscription fee for online access with your console and abouit $3000 for a big screen HD TV. I mean, why would you spend $2000 for a computer system to play video games? Thats just too expensive. - PC gaming is dead. No one uses the PC anymore. Ever. Under any circumstances or situations. Not even to post on these very forums. Just get rid of the PC platform entirely. It makes me so sick. So,... when is WoW coming to the PS3?? Cuz dat would be so friggin sweet!!!! - It's OK for 1st gen PS3 software to look bad, they are just learning the system. But, if a 360 games looks bad, there is no excuse for it. Also, if 2nd generation PS3 software looks bad, thats OK too - the PS3 is a complicated system to program for. It's just that powerful. Am I doing it right?DanteIsTheKing

It sounds like your bashing the PS3.

The perfect example of the avarage troll.

Yes, yes it is.

It sounds like your bashing the PS3.

The perfect example of the avarage troll.

DanteIsTheKing

Floating.....

Are the Mods asleep or just ignoring us?

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Are the Mods asleep or just ignoring us?

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cakeorrdeath

How does a thread become stickied? Do people have to ask the mods?