Chicks really dig my PS4!!!

Note to mods and xbone fanboys: this thread contains humour. Its a wrench, I know, since you lot have no sense thereof, but be a sport and do try to roll with it this time around...

But moving on!

Over the years I've noticed that chicks really dig my PS4.

I often bring hot chicks to my fabulous bachelor pad. And when they spot a PS4 Pro on me shelves, right above my fabulous 100 inch telly, they go;

'Oooooh! Is that the fabulous PS4 Pro??? Hey, can we play Fortnite on it??? Please!!!!!'

Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about!!!

Now, my friend has Xbone. I know, right... Anyways, when he brings a woman to his flat, and shows her his 'entertainment center', the woman goes;

'What is that? Bluray player? An Xbox? What's that? Never heard of it. What, Sea of Thieves? No, I'm not in the mood for video games, thanks. In fact, I just remembered I gotta go meet some ladyfriends. Bye!'

So, as you can see, chicks dig PS4 but are rather put off by Xbone! Awesome!

Here's pic of me, and also a pic of me friend. Well, actually my friend did not want to show his face here, so I used a stock photo instead.

How's your day been, Henry? Life treating you well? I feel like maybe a break from posting threads and famboying could do you some good. At the very least, lay off the fat joints before posting. It'll help your health both mentally and physically :).

Well, I'm feeling a little groggy today, so thanks for the chuckle.

someone is trying way to hard. It must be something to be that bored.

Nice

you're really good at making locked threads