Today marks the anniversary of a cinematic event so bold, so groundbreaking, so ambitious, that they didn't dare tarnish it with a follow up...
... because it was pretty damn bad.
I can't believe this movie actually happened. Yeah, that's what Super Mario needed, a grotesque cybepunkish twist. It's one of those movies that's so wrongheaded that it became a cult film for that reason alone. No Mushroom Kingdom? It's an alternate universe Earth where people evolved from dinosaurs? Jesus Christ.
And I can't believe I actually saw it in theaters. But even at that age, I knew it was all wrong. The Brothers don't even do anything super in the movie, just mostly get by on dumb luck. I remember my cousin being excited for a sequel because of the stupid cliffhanger ending when we left the theater... it never came.
Anyway, RIP Bob Hoskins. RIP John Leguizamo's career.
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