At least he didn't just slam on it for existing like he did Super Mario 3D Land. That reviewed mostly annoyed me because he mostly just hates Mario for being popular while ejaculating all over Rayman Origins because while it's a great game too it's the "cool" game that didn't sell as well going back to that TV Tropes of his elitist mindset of "It's popular so it sucks."
But I digress, most of his valid criticisms were spot on. At times the jumping doesn't work when it should and it is annoying to see a red ring pass after I missed the proper path and had to go back and I will say modern Sonic spoiled me and I did find myself wanting to homing attack with cla$$ic Sonic. DAMN YOU SONIC 4!!!
lol at the joke about Rouge's "temptress" mission. Yeah anyone find it weird that Eggman programmed his Egg pawns to feel lust?
He also compares Sonic Colors to Resident Evil 4....I can live with that.
I always watch his reviews because they're entertaining even if I disagree with him (Brawl, The World ends with you.)
And he didn't hate Super Mario 3d Land just for existing. He made it pretty clear that his complaint is that it adds absolutely nothing new to the series but just recycles the same formula, which I can understand even though I like most Mario platformers. Â
It was decent until he started mindlessly moaning about Sonic '06. It's not like we don't know it's a piece of crap. MobilechicaneX
But there are still sad, pathetic souls who are so delusional in thinking that Sonic 06 has any redeeming value outside the soundtrack and he says it best: "I know it's your opinion but your opinion is WRONG!!" He also hates Charmy the Bee though Brainscratch had the best dig "Go away Charmy! Go back to Knuckles Chaotix where you can at least be broken and fun to play!!"
But let's not fear and rejoice by painting our housepets blue and mutilating baby foxes.
Not as harsh as his Sonic Unleashed review. Hard though that is to believe. He really really detested that game. So much so he actually suggested taking Sonic into the shed and putting him out of his misery. :oMenalque2To be fair, that's a pretty natural response to Sonic Unleashed.
[QUOTE="Menalque2"]Not as harsh as his Sonic Unleashed review. Hard though that is to believe. He really really detested that game. So much so he actually suggested taking Sonic into the shed and putting him out of his misery. :oktulu007To be fair, that's a pretty natural response to Sonic Unleashed. To some people it can be, certainly. It's not everyone's reaction, obviousy, but there are select few who think so, and do a very good job of making themselves heard over the idea.
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