Forget the Mueller Report

Has anyone ever seen a copy of Trump's birth certificate? I suspect he may have been born in Kenya and is illegally our president.

He was born in Germany just like his Dad opps sorry my mistake I'm still recovering from windmill cancer.

This is what you are thinking in a Saturday morning?

Just lie. It doesn't matter.

Trump is an islamic terrorist from Somolia.

I hear he is a muslim as well. Oh dear.

Trump is the master of projection, it legitimately wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't technically eligible to be president because of some birth technicality.

Trump is part of the Aryan race that lives in the hollow earth.

Im thinking about snorting some lines of coke off a taiwanese hookers chest, but this passes the time.

I left out a t

He had one, but Russia hacked it, and hid it in a yuuuge bush.

The report is so damning not even Trump can forget it lol. Dude is super mad and keeps angry tweeting about it.

Trump 2020!

I often post angrily about things that totally exonerate me and put me in the clear on social media. Totally fits.

He a nazi from the moon. Everyone knows they have a space station there.

I hear the US military is starting Agent Orange cleanup in Vietnam, they must have been ordered to wipe out all the traces of Trump's oranges* swamp.