Men Prefer Playstation Over Women (LOL)

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#1 redskins2156
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http://www.in2town.co.uk/Entertainment-News/Entertainment-News-Men-Prefer-Playstations-to-Women/menu-id-4588

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#2 aznpickle
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No woman can satisfy me like my ps3.

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#3 McMJ3
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Wow. There's one thing that will always be better than my Playstation 3. And that's women. That's ridiculous.
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#4 XturnalS
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Hell if the PS3 have a slot lets call it an "expansion slot" than I'd never spend time with my Gf.

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#5 Denji
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That's BS.

Not me anyways. Nothing beats sex. Not even video games. Sorry...

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#6 Silverdragon17
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If you look at the statistics than it's not that surprising. I spend more time on music comp for my professor than that.
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#7 yoda4ps3
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Women is the only thing that is ahead of ps3 besides God in my life. God comes first :D

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#8 supa_badman
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This is a sad sad day for humanity. :(

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#9 Sk8ter_213
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[QUOTE="Denji"]

That's BS.

Not me anyways. Nothing beats sex. Not even video games. Sorry...

what he said.
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#10 Unknown_Hero3
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I woman violating a PS3 now thats what i like..

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#11 DevilBorg
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I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.
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#12 Sepewrath
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Well everyone is quick to say women but there's also friends, families, jobs/school, fun all those things actually come before women and certainly before video games.
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#13 Unknown_Hero3
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I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.DevilBorg

I tried with the chick in my avatar, didnt' work :cry:

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#14 hassanfadil
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Women is the only thing that is ahead of ps3 besides God in my life. God comes first :D

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this :D Plus i spend time with my family too, and when a cousin or uncle or aunt comes over to spend some days at home i rarely turn on my PS3 :)
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#15 DevilBorg
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[QUOTE="DevilBorg"]I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.Unknown_Hero3

I tried with the chick in my avatar, didnt' work :cry:

Try harder!!!! *gets a whip and a cane*
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#16 Unknown_Hero3
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[QUOTE="Unknown_Hero3"]

[QUOTE="DevilBorg"]I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.DevilBorg

I tried with the chick in my avatar, didnt' work :cry:

Try harder!!!! *gets a whip and a cane*

Rock band is all she does

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#17 Rylone
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There's one thing a woman can do that my PS3 can't. AND i think we all know what that is..... ;)

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#18 Unknown_Hero3
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There's one thing a woman can do that my PS3 can't. AND i think we all know what that is..... ;)

Rylone

Poop? Indeed..

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#19 dream431ca
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LOLOOLOL!!!!!!

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#20 Denji
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I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.DevilBorg

This is not a reality. If they even get close, guess what? It Rockband, Guitar Hero and Tetris. Or some Bejeweled knock off crap on some website. Especially women around my age. If they touch it at all. There's still a general stigma about video games that it's meant for "kids" or someone "lower" than they feel they are without actually thinking about how they entertain themselves. Because generally, playing video games is still "a waste of time" over just sitting there and watching TV or reading a book. As if it makes a difference at all...:roll:

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#21 SOedipus
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Wow, some bunch of people they got for their research. I only play video games when I have nothing else to do. Women, parties, school and work are my priorities. Then I play video games and when I'm bored with games I come here :)

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#22 Denji
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It's just about what actually matters. A video game, you can pause and put down. It'll never go away. You can always come back to it later.

People can have both. It's all about balance.

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#23 unknownceltic
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Well I must say I enjoy ur moms, ps3 just cant beat her..

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#24 Eazy1891
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[QUOTE="DevilBorg"]I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.Unknown_Hero3

I tried with the chick in my avatar, didnt' work :cry:

well if youre slick like me and great with women you would know how to do it.....anyway...

actually i think there is some sort of artice in a maxim issue about how to turn your girl into a gamer...

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#25 jdiamnz69
Member since 2007 • 1469 Posts

Hell Naw. Women offer much more things.

Sex. Beuty. Sex. Nuff said.

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#26 thelastguy
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I'd rather spend time with a hot chick than my PS3 :|

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#27 gangster480
Member since 2006 • 856 Posts

AHHAAHAHAHA FINALLY WOMEN DO NOT HAVE CONTROL OVER US ANYMORE!!!!!

WE ARE FREE!!!!!

THANKS TO THE PS3 THE INSTRUMENT THAT DESTROYED WOMEN'S GRASP OVER MEN....

what a bunch of crap

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#28 Unknown_Hero3
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[QUOTE="Unknown_Hero3"]

[QUOTE="DevilBorg"]I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.Eazy1891

I tried with the chick in my avatar, didnt' work :cry:

well if youre slick like me and great with women you would know how to do it.....anyway...

actually i think there is some sort of artice in a maxim issue about how to turn your girl into a gamer...

neeeed tippsss!!

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#29 deactivated-60a18c108ffa9
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What has the world come to? What a pathetic picture that paints of society. My Playstation will never ever be more important to me than women.
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#30 dereknippl-e
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It goes both ways. I'm sure many women prefer certain machines over men. ;)

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#31 hakanakumono
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Well that's stupid.

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#32 K1LLR3175
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I am pretty sure these "men: could never get a damn woman anyway. Sooo when all the woman turn them down they find support in the one thing that will always be by their side...The PS3, that is until they experience a night of gaming passion and the next morning the Playstation wakes up with the YLOD.
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#33 Swift_Boss_A
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I see. Why am I not surprised? :D

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#34 hot_shot_9
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Hahahahahahahahahahhah

I would rather get laid than play ps3 any day

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#35 shadowkiller11
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so its ok to molest ps3 now, wow i'm not so sure sex is pretty good.
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#36 burock76
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[QUOTE="Denji"]

That's BS.

Not me anyways. Nothing beats sex. Not even video games. Sorry...

Agreed
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#37 Dogswithguns
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My g/f always giving problems. my PS3 and I always get along....
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#38 LOVERPS3
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Entertainment News Men Prefer Playstations to Women

iam agree with them:D

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#39 monkeyd_93
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women>playstation until the day the can look and feel and sound and think like a real woman, it will always be like this
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#40 Cactus_Matt
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I much prefer my girlfriend to my PS3.

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#41 groundgamer
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If I had to pick, I would much rather nail my girlfriend than play my PS3. Women come first.... But the PS3 IS a sex machine, maybe I should try it out one day??
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#42 M0wen10
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If I had to pick, I would much rather nail my girlfriend than play my PS3. Women come first.... But the PS3 IS a sex machine, maybe I should try it out one day??groundgamer

Yep I agree with that :P

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#43 TriangleHard
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I prefer PS3 over women.

Yeah sex, boobies, booties, etc is fun, but women also comes with other words.

nagging, commitment, periods, etc.

PS3 gives more than it demands. Unfortunately in my experiance, women demands more than they give.

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#44 Rylone
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I prefer PS3 over women.

Yeah sex, boobies, booties, etc is fun, but women also comes with other words.

nagging, commitment, periods, etc.

PS3 gives more than it demands. Unfortunately in my experiance, women demands more than they give.

TriangleHard

hah true that

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#45 bigmouthkid
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I vote we all go get girlfriends and turn them all into gamers.DevilBorg

im working on that with my gf dood. so far i got her addicted to little big planet dood.

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#46 coolin_PS3
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Women is the only thing that is ahead of ps3 besides God in my life. God comes first :D

yoda4ps3
Sorry couldn't help ROFL when you said that. No offence... :)
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#47 Zidaneski
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The article's topic is misleading. Guys just spend more time playing videogames than with their spouses and girlfriends not that they prefer a game console over women, unless you're Jack Black.

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#48 z4twenny
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its because women dont have an "off" button.

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#49 TriangleHard
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its because women dont have an "off" button.

z4twenny

Not to mention you can't send it back for repairs.

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#50 yang_fox
Member since 2007 • 1579 Posts

1st-me

2nd-me

3rd-family, friends & women :P