When you take games to seriously

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#1 SharpFlame
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Game: Crysis

You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P

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#2 Unstoppable_1
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You toss and turn in sleep thinking ur a GDF soldier in midsts of battle :D.
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#3 SharpFlame
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Game: CSS

You turn to your buddy at work and say "this map is getting boring..."

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#4 deactivated-5f0340ca5ecca
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You make this topic! , just kidding laddie . CS , Your mom/father/gf opens up the drapers at morning and you get the sun instantly in your eyes and you scream out "TEAMFLASH YOU **** NEWB!" ... later on you just noticed that was the admin.
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#5 SharpFlame
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hahahaha.

Game: CSS

You see the pyramids in Egypt... sweeeeeet surf maps!

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#6 lycrof
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I had a dream were i was playing a game. Thats all my dream was about.
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#7 Whermacht02
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Funny topic!!! I made one about BF2 some time ago, so Im going to pull up one from that topic

You take BF2 too seriously when you need to catch a cab and start running after it while yelling "Hey, I need a ride!!!"

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#9 druglord6
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Game: counter strike :source

your house is under renovation and the builder is knocking down the wall. You see him and scream

"Omg, tehWallhaxxx!!!!"

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#10 SharpFlame
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Game: css

in the presidential run, a candidate at the election says to his people "type votekick this person!"

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#11 Whermacht02
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Game: css

in the presidential run, a candidate at the election says to his people "type votekick this person!"

SharpFlame

LOL!!! Thats quite funny.

Another one:

You take BF2 too seriously when you are on the street and start looking desperately for cover when you hear a jet pass by.

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#12 Judza
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Game: Sims.

You get up 5 minutes before work starts, spin around once, and expect yourself fully dressed and ready for the day.

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#13 19chevelle72
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You take games to seriously when MMO: Your friend is talking to you, and you think you see words above his head.
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#14 shaneras
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game kotor2

u walk to a door and open it, then say pure pazzak.

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#15 DragonfireXZ95
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You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."
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#16 shaneras
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You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."DragonfireXZ95

LOL!!!!@X!X@!111z!!x1!!!! :D :D:D:D:D:D

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You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."DragonfireXZ95

At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"

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#18 SharpFlame
Member since 2003 • 556 Posts

Game: WoW

When you go hunting and you get ur kill, you franticly search for dropped loot

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#19 chrisrooR
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game: cs 1.6

while typing in a combination of time on your microwave you say "bomb has been planted"

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#20 AzNShOrYuKeN
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When someone turns the lights on, you tell them to turn the HDR off.
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#21 8balllll
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game: cs 1.6

while typing in a combination of time on your microwave you say "bomb has been planted"

chrisrooR

lol, for some reason this is the only one outa all of em that madde me chuckle
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#22 Forerunner-117
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great topic!

CSS: you bring a knife to help you run faster at the "Run for Cancer"

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#23 WhiteSnake5000
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CSS

You bring a bomb to school.
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#24 timma25
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After a argument u feel the need to be the bigger man, yougrab ur headphone and tell ur parents/spouse/wall gg.
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#25 pokeracc
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When you kill a few people and try to load a previous save.
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#27 WhiteSnake5000
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[QUOTE="SharpFlame"]

Game: Crysis

You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P

Nigel_Tufnel

THEN YOU BEND HIM OVER AND GIVE HIM MAXIMUM STRENGTH IN THE ANUS!!!

WOOT WOOT, TOOT TOO!!!

Eh, no that's not right.
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#29 DragonfireXZ95
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[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"][QUOTE="Nigel_Tufnel"][QUOTE="SharpFlame"]

Game: Crysis

You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P

Nigel_Tufnel

THEN YOU BEND HIM OVER AND GIVE HIM MAXIMUM STRENGTH IN THE ANUS!!!

WOOT WOOT, TOOT TOO!!!

Eh, no that's not right.

Quite, Jihadi, or YOU'RE NEXT!

WOOT WOOT, TOOT TOOT!!!

You mean quiet :P

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#32 JN_Fenrir
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How can you tell when you take a game too seriously? When you upgrade your computer just to play it... suckers. :lol: *Dives behind flame shield*
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#33 Toriko42
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You keep hearing sound effetcs from that game when in school
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#34 chandu83
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How can you tell when you take a game too seriously? When you upgrade your computer just to play it... suckers. :lol: *Dives behind flame shield*JN_Fenrir
Agreed!
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#35 jaca_42
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game: company of heroes

when you see a rathole in your house ou go to the nearest store and buy some mines,then you plant them right in front of the rathole.

then you turn to your family while theyr having lunch and scream "IF A RAT FARTS IN THIS DAMNEDMINE FIELD I WHANT HIS A$$ BLOWN SKY HIGH!!!"

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#36 Spindry69
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When you stuff something up majorly in real life and realise games are better because they have a load function.
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#37 JN_Fenrir
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when you see a rathole in your house ou go to the nearest store and buy some mines,then you plant them right in front of the rathole.

jaca_42
You must live in a really bad neighborhood. :lol:
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#38 DrDoomed
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You look outside your windows and think "Life is a computer game" then you walk out the door and kill somebody.
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#39 dazman31
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You expect to get plasmids and ammofrom vending machines
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#40 D9-THC
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The sad thing is this is true about someone I lived with for a year...

Game: Everquest

To intimidate your enemies you warn them of your maxed out harm touch and note that it's been 70 minutes since you used it last...only two minutes left to refresh...do you feel lucky?

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#41 aay_jay
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[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."DragonfireXZ95

At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"

LOL gave me a good laugh there

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#42 Carton_of_milk
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YOu've been playing too much Oblivion when:

You pick up all the crap in your room and bring it to the nearest shop, expecting they'll buy it all.

You start kneeling nextto your sleeping roommate and walking back and forth, hoping it'll get you better at sneaking around.

Before buying anything, for about 5 minutes you alternate between threatening the salesman, telling him jokes, boasting about your lifeand praising him.

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#43 Whermacht02
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[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]

[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."aay_jay

At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"

LOL gave me a good laugh there

Lol!!! same here

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#44 HummaKavula
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I remember when I was addicted to WoW, and at school I could swear I heard the whisper sound effect several times a day. I thought I was going crazy.
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#46 Nigel_Tufnel
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[QUOTE="aay_jay"][QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]

[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."Whermacht02

At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"

LOL gave me a good laugh there

Lol!!! same here

ME ****ING THREE!!!

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#47 blackacidevl
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Game: CSS

You turn to your buddy at work and say "this map is getting boring..."

SharpFlame

haha great. sounds like something my friend or i would say

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#48 Lawnwake
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When you consider the fact that all that your computer is missing is a vagina

....eugh....

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#49 acsguitar
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Game Bioshock:

You see a woman with a baby stroller down the street. You get a strange urge to hit her in the back of the head with a wrench