Most Memorable Videogame Quotes

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"You have as much time as I have ammo, not alot."  From Unreal 2
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Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye - Serious Sam
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#203 koza_76
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I only read the quotations up to page 7. Sorry if someone already said this.

Minsc, from the Baldur's Gate series.


"Jump on my sword while you can evil! I will not be as so gentle."

"Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! AEEYRGHH!"
(Boo is his pet hamster's name whom Minsc beleives is from outerspace)

"Buttkicking for goodness!"

There are many many more, but I just can't seem to remember them.

-k

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"I've not SEEN such bravery!" (sarcastic, commentator in Guantlet when you do something stupid) "Yesh, me lord" (depressed peon in Warcraft2) (depressed) "Alright" (peon in Warcraft2) (forgot the beginning)..."my arm is turning green! (guy from Far Cry) Tons from Sam and Max, anyone remember specific ones?
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."

Nameless One: "Has anyone seen a floating, sarcastic skull around here?" - Planescape Torment

Blood Mage: "My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh, probably not." - Frozen Throne

"Vorticon life is much like our own, except for the following: blue skin, long ears, fangs, anti-gravity car, teleportation devices, and so on." - Commander Keen
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#206 mrbojangles25
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Hmmm some quotes...

basically, anything the announcer says from Unreal Tournement
"headshot!"
"m-m-m-m-multikill!"
'rampage!"
etc etc

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"You are a fool if you think I would trust your benevolence, step aside and you and your lackeys will be unharmed." - Gorion, Baldur's Gate

"Fool! You cannot begin to comprehend the distruction you have unleashed this day." - Tyriel, Diablo2

"Oi Nutter" - Worms

"...we discovered that... Umbrella was behind everything." - Dying Man, Resident Evil 2

"You still calling everyone you meet 'Boss' dad?" - NPC's Daughter, Fallout 2

[Suicide Bomber runs over the hill screaming, you shoot it] "Aaaaaarrrrrrgh! Shut up" [Dozens of Suicide Bombers come over the hill] "Uh oh." - Serious Sam

[When killing Pig Cops] "Makin' Bacon" - Duke Nukem

"In my day the Germans used guns and bombs, I've had it with this raisng the goulies jiggery pokery!" - Military Advisor, Return to Castle Wolfenstien.

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#208 Pit_italy
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Hmmm some quotes...

basically, anything the announcer says from Unreal Tournement
"headshot!"
"m-m-m-m-multikill!"
'rampage!"
etc etc

mrbojangles25

yeah those and "GODLIKE"

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#209 sdcazares1980
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"m-m-m-m-multikill!"

mrbojangles25

That's "m-m-m-m-m-monster kill, kill, kill, kill!"

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"This is Jimmy" Jim Raynor-Starcraft
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#211 death5ter
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Bump on a nice thread !
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Chronicles of riddick

....im not afraid of the dark, the  dark is afraid.....of me.

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#213 Bad_Mojo366
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Off the top of my head I could only think of jagged alliance 2 because of the superb characters and voice acting. Maybe this will take a few of you on a trip down memory lane?? :)

Jagged Alliance 2:

"Razor" (Upon spotting enemies) : Thanksgiving's here! Time to carve some turkeys!

"Razor" (Being shot at): OOh them turkeys are getting feisty... GOBBLE GOBBLE!

"Razor" (If Haywire Dies): HAYWIRE, you **** get up! I've seen you hurt worse than that! All right anything for a joke that's you...

"Reaper" (Killing an enemy): NEVER the thrill I'm looking for.

"Custom Character" (Shooting someone's head off): NOW THAT BLOWS MY MIND! Guess that makes two of us.


Also anything duke nukem ever said. :lol:

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#214 Samulies
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holy cat riding a candy pink fat boy, where on our way commishoner. Sam and Max :)
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#215 Zarachas
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I only read the quotations up to page 7. Sorry if someone already said this.

Minsc, from the Baldur's Gate series.


"Jump on my sword while you can evil! I will not be as so gentle."

"Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! AEEYRGHH!"
(Boo is his pet hamster's name whom Minsc beleives is from outerspace)

"Buttkicking for goodness!"

There are many many more, but I just can't seem to remember them.

-k

koza_76
Yeah hehe they are really good--- i agree
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#216 1carus
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BROKEN SWORD:

George Stobbart: "Don't shoot! I'm innocent! I'm an american!"
French Policeman: "Can't make up you're mind huh?"

THIEF: DEADLY SHADOWS

"What is locked can be opened. What is hidden can be found. What is yours, can be mine!"

MORROWIND:

Juib: "Stand up. You were dreaming. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. They're sure to let us go..."
 
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Basically ANY BG2 quote, since the dialoques and monoloques were the best I've ever seen in any game of any kind. At all. Ever. Dudes.

Irenicus as he appears in Candlekeep in a dream, standing amidst petrified peasants:

''Life - is strength.
This is not to be contested; it seeems logical enough: You live, you affect your world.
But is it what *you* need? You are different... Inside.
(Unpetrifies a peasant woman) This woman lives and has strength of a sort.
She lost her parents to plaque, her husband to war, but she persevered.
Her name is respected, her farm has prospered, her children are fed and safe
And now, she is dead'' (Kills peasant woman)

Irenicus in another dream:

(Character appears in another area of Candlekeep) ''You walk as a mortal, taking no advantage from your heritage, from your talents within. So many things of flesh are greater than you. -Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength, see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill. (A demon slays protagonist) Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh when death is bred in your bones?! Do you realise the power you *might* hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall!'' (Protagonist destroys a vampire, a demon and an Illithid)

Irenicus, breaking out of Spellhold, while in every way annihilating cowled wizards:

''I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!''

Minsc:


''Evil, meet my sword! Sword, meet eeeviiiil!!!!''
''The bigger they are, the harder I hit!''
''Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!''
Boo: ''squeak''
Minsc: Boo says: "WHAAAT?"

Dradeel (prisoner in Spellhold):

''One has lots of time for recreation while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!''

And the list of memorable quotes from that series simply goes on....
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#218 jou
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a lot from Max Payne that I don't recall any of them.... what's left with me is the memory of having listening to great monologues by Max Payne .
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Its your pet the FREAKIN HEAD HUMPER! :D



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#220 Malitious85
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The one quote that I will always remember is one from Fallout 2.

Towards the end of the game, one of the responses you could pick while talking to one of the huge, butt ugly mutants who could probably rip you to shreads with his bare hands...

"In the words of the ancients, F**K YOU!"

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"Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!" -Duke Nukem

"Nobody steals our chicks and lives!" -Duke Nukem

"Updated my journal." -Nameless One

Also, the conversation between Morte and Kimaxsi Addertongue in Planescape: Torment is classic.
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"i will be your dooom"
"the force fights with me"

star wars kotor

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#223 HostileEffect
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"Spawn more overlords!" - Starcraft
"Kane lives in death!" - Tiberian Sun
"One Vision. One Purpose." - Tiberian Sun?
"All your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing
Too many quotes to list...

"Time to choose" - Gman at the end of Half-life 1
"Quite a nasty piece of work" - Gman
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta bubble gum. - Duke Nukem
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#225 dlobo
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cant remember the details but it goes something like this:

Once my mother sent me to the baker, the baker gave me a sweetroll as a treat. So i took it into an alley to enjoy, then i was confonted by a local gang, so i... - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Riotfellow

That was actually in Morrowind, in the character selection at the begining of the game, when the sensus guy asks you questions to determine you class

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#226 dlobo
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MINSC BG2:

"What? Weapon ineffective? I need a BIGGER SWORD!!"

IRENICUS

"Silence dog you have no other purpose but to die by my hand"
ZiRa-Bosnia

Minsc is among my most memorable characters, I also loved:

-Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!

-Jump on my sword while you can devil, I wont be as gentle!!

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Duke Nukem: - Your face, your ass..... what's the difference?? - Come get some! - Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I´m all out of gum.... - Let's Rock! - Shake it baby, want to dance?
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"You are Weak" or "Do you fear me?" - Reborn, right after you killed other 4 just like him - Jedi Academy

"Alas, I am cursed to pray on the living" - Vampire: The masquerade

"Strap yourselves in boys" - Starcraft

"Too much baggage" - Diablo

"They're everywhere" - small alien in Halo

"What are you waiting for? Christmas?" - Duke Nukem

"Heeere is Johnny!"- Blood

"Whoooolooloo"- Age of empires 1

"He whiped the whole squadron.  No F***ING WAY" - FEAR

"Incoming jump signature, hostile configuration" - Free Space 2

"MEDIC!!" - Half-Life

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#229 deactivated-59d151f079814
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  Anything the character Minsc says in Baldur's Gate 2.
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Sam: "Someone once told me the contents of a lava lamp makes an excellent hand cream" Max: "That was me!" Sam: "Which is why I have never tried it..."
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#231 dlobo
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Any dialogue in starcraft
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#232 themeteor
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[QUOTE="Riotfellow"]

cant remember the details but it goes something like this:

Once my mother sent me to the baker, the baker gave me a sweetroll as a treat. So i took it into an alley to enjoy, then i was confonted by a local gang, so i... - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

dlobo

That was actually in Morrowind, in the character selection at the begining of the game, when the sensus guy asks you questions to determine you class



but some people in skingrad (Oblivion) say it as well

"This is the part where you fall down and BLLLLEEED to death" -the elder scrolls oblivion and morrowind
"Dear Brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them"  -the elder scrolls 4 oblivion
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"OK, let`s go" - cs
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''Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing''
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"Heh. That was left handed!" -Tiberium Dawn: The Commando

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!" -Tiberium Dawn: Civilian Death Cry After Flame Tank Attack
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Sam & Max episode 2

Sam (looking at a trashcan): 'there's nothing useful in there'

Max: 'isn't it ironic?'

That one made me lol

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mines are :  HEADSHOT  Counter-strike

it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all outta gum  Duke Nukem 3D

AK-47 for Everybody  C&C Generals

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World's Scariest Police Chases (PlayStation) "And now the punk who had no respect for other people's property will become someone else's property...in jail!" - Announcer Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PlayStation) "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!" - Dracula
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PEACE THROUGH POWER

-Kane cnc

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#240 dlobo
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mines are :  HEADSHOT  Counter-strike

it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all outta gum  Duke Nukem 3D

AK-47 for Everybody  C&C Generals

bigdawg1124

OK, since this seems to be everyones favourite, and to save reading time, instead of writting the whole quote again, just write: "The duke nukem bubblegum quote" ok?

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#241 dlobo
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Just remembered a good one:

"The right person in the wrong place can make all the diference in the world" - The G-man

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#242 deactivated-59d151f079814
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  Another hilarious quote was a statue you read in NWN Hordes of the Underdark...

 "Sazz the Unlucky, brutal tyrant of the eastern kingdoms, died of shock after winning the state lottery."

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"Vlad, shut up and stay alive..I'm comin'!" - Max Payne 2
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"Zorflik, I missed him" - zak mckracken
"Zohken" - Worms I
"Bungeeeeeee!" Worms I



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"Your death is coming...anticipation, after all, is everything..."   -Doom 3
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SNAKE, SNAKE ARE YOU THERE, SNAKE, SNAAAAAAAKE !!! - Metal gear solid 1,2,3 and probably 4
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Taste the flames of Hell -Xenosaga (crzy dude with white hair)

Come with em to Hell - Soul Caliber (Cervantes)

"Its over!"- Chaos Legion (Demon b!tch lol )

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  • Manuel Calavera: My boss is always giving me these motivational books - "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows"... stuff like that.
  • Manuel Calavera: Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost.
  • Manuel Calavera: My scythe... I like to keep it close to where my heart used to be.

And my favourite one of all:
  • Manuel Calavera: You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: nobody knows what's gonna happen at the end of the line, so you might as well enjoy the trip.

Yes, i am a Grim Fandango fan :P
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#249 Litigatorsurfer
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My favorite quotes, in no particular order:

"Man, if that guy comes around here, I'm gonna fix his little red wagon!"
"Fix his little red- What?! I think my grandpa said that once, dude."
"Fine! I'll... uh... I'll kick his ass! I'll tear him a new one!"
"Man, Jerry just can't be tough."
-Conversation overheard in Far Cry.

"Hello, fellow road crew worker. Welcome- To the ROAD CREW."
-G-Man in Psychonauts.

"What's going on? Is he dead?"
"He's kicking our ass, sir!"
"Listen to me, you- You MINIMUM WAGE COMMANDO! If you don't hold him off, you're... You're fired! Do you hear me?"
-Conversation between an ATC Security guard and Norton Mapes in F.E.A.R.
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#250 falok1
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"Long time no see cloud"-sephiroth final fantasy advent children, i know its a film but its based on a game i just love this bit when sephiroth appears i know im a loser lol