Most Memorable Videogame Quotes

From Leisure Suit Larry 7

Larry: I don't get it...

Narrator: And you NEVER will, Larry.....you never will.

From Gabriel Knight 3

Moseley: Hey, I've gone cosmopolitan!

Gabe: Heh, cosmos-pollutin's more like it.

*zombie groan*

Alyx:- that was you, right?

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2 from SC: Pandora:

1.Lambert criticizes Fisher for unnecessarily killing Coldebouef.

Fisher (ironic): Ok. I won't kill him next time.

2.Upon entering Jerusalem, Coen informs Fisher about it being the birthplace of Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

Fisher: Ah. So this is where all that peace and love comes from.

From the Chronicles of Riddick:

"Afraid of the dark? I'm not. The Dark is afraid OF ME."

And another from SC:

Lambert: Find me some French brains.

Fisher: I won't promise anything.

cant remember the details but it goes something like this:

Once my mother sent me to the baker, the baker gave me a sweetroll as a treat. So i took it into an alley to enjoy, then i was confonted by a local gang, so i... - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face!!"-Mercs on Far Cry. So simple, so pissed off. I still say it to any NPC I'm about to kill.

" hey you! CATCH! "  - mortar team , WC3 .

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"Burn the Heretic, Kill the Mutant, Purge the Unclean"

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"A Winner is You!" - Pro Wrestling [NES]

From SC chaos theory, not sure how it was exactly  said.

Lambert: Fisher these guys have a newly built alarm system on the ship an...

Fisher: don't tell me three alarms and the mission is over?

Lambert: Of course not! this is no video game fisher.

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THE GREATEST LINES EVER. RESIDENT EVIL THE ORIGINAL SCRIPTS

*after standing in a room for about ten minutes with the roof coming down at half a mile an hour* HEY, wats going on. jill

QUECK!!. jill also

wow jill u were almost a jill sandwhich *queue forced laughter*. barry

JILL. barry

yes barry, r u there. jill

here take these, there good against living things *barry hands jill acid grenades*.barry OF COURSE THERE GOOD AGAINST LIVING THINGS WAT U GOIN TO USE THEM AGAINST, A DOOR.

hope its not chris's blood. barry (trust me we all did)

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Don't forget Wheskers greatly spoken line "Stop... Don't open that door" THE BEST!!!!!

An easter egg in Interstate '76, the main character would get on the CB and say to his friend:

"Hey Stamped! How 'bout a poem?"

then Taurus (aka Stampede) would recite bizarre poetry over the CB during auto duels.

(((I don't remember any of the poems, but they were great.)))

"Snake? Snake?! SNAKE!? - MGS (duh)

"Raiden, I'm pregnant" - MGS 2

[QUOTE="MythPro1"]It's time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all outta gum. - Duke Nukemubila

Lol ah yes got to love duke nukem "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh!t down your neck"

*sample of Interstate '76 CB poetry for Taurus (aka Stampede)*

"It's a high-pitched sound
Hot rubber pressing eternally against the blackened pavement
A wheel is forever
A car is infinity times four."

and the kicker is he sounds exactly like Samuel Jackson.

A couple from No One Lives Forever 1:

Middle-Eastern Salesman: "You look like you need a monkey!!"

HARM Guard: "Everyone down, hard rain is falling!"

Cate Archer: "I hope when they find the bastard, they put a boot up his arse for good measure"

A few more NOLF ones I forgot:

Middle-Eastern salesman - "Are you insulting my monkey!?!"

Cate - "Ever swallowed a lit cigar?"

And then this scene is great:

Goodman: "I hope you brought some secret charm powder or something; otherwise, you're in big trubble."

Cate - "I got better weapons in mind."

Goodman - "Like what?"

Cate - "You've been staring at them all afternoon."

The only one I remember from Escape From Butcher Bay:

Hoxie: Mmmm, already trying to get under my skin, eh Riddick?
Riddick: It'd be a lot easier if I had something sharp.

"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!"
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all outta gum. - Duke Nukem
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Well, my two favorite quotes are already here.

First, Duke Nukem's "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum."  Actually, this quote was taken from a great movie called "They Live," which, coincendentally, has one of the greatest fist-fight scenes ever filmed.  But Duke Nukem is still great for using the line.

Second, I gotta go with anything the G-Man says.  His voice alone makes anything he says memorable.

"Stay awhile and listen" D2

"Your greed sickens me..." Onikage (?) Tenchu

"Wo-lo-lo!" (Voice Action? Mulitplayer) Age of Empires II

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Of course!  "Go for the Eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!"

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Ah, classic... classic!

Entaro Adun!