yakuza VS. italian mafia VS. rusian mafia

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#1 simonromano2007
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if we were to say all these three mafias were to fight whod win. and if you can tell me why
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#2 ElArab
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Clearly the Ninjas would, someone would have to control that chaos. :P
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Italian mob, they have influence all over the world, and a huge source of soldiers.
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#4 Ilived
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Who the hell is Yakuza? Lol nobody cares about them. In my opinion I would go with the Russian mafia since the government supports them. That's what my friend said.
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#5 Judza
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La Cosa Nostra (Italian Mafia).

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#6 simonromano2007
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id have to say or the yakuza or the italian mob but thats the reason i created this topic
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#7 foxhound_fox
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No mention of the triad?
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#8 simonromano2007
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No mention of the triad?foxhound_fox
the what?
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#9 C_BozkurT_C
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The TURKISH Mafia would easily pwn all three
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#10 pikma
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lol

dont forget about the mexican mafia
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#11 SuperMario_46
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the what?simonromano2007
You don't know what the triads are? :|

Anyway out of those 3 probably la cosa nostra.

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#12 jackvegas21
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The gay mafia wins.
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#14 slorg_king
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The Russian Mafia is underrated... But I'm gonna have to go with the good ol' Italian Mafia...
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#15 martialbullet
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No traids? pshhhh.....
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#16 kozzy1234
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YAKUZA WOULD WIN!!!!! :)

God i love that word for some reason :P

Yakuza movies are so awesome... such good crime movies

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#17 wemhim
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Well, since probably none of us know: I don't know.
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#18 ElArab
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lol

dont forget about the mexican mafiapikma

Which I believe is allied with the Aryan Brotherhood.

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Who the hell is Yakuza? Lol nobody cares about them. In my opinion I would go with the Russian mafia since the government supports them. That's what my friend said.Ilived

lol, shows how much you know... Yakuza are not to be messed with.

Some of the best Crime/Gangster movies of all time are YAKUZA movies..

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#20 Ilived
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[QUOTE="pikma"]lol

dont forget about the mexican mafiaElArab

Which I believe is allied with the Aryan Brotherhood.

Only the best mafia in town.

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#21 martialbullet
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The gay mafia wins.jackvegas21

I'm sure it gives "whacking" a whole new meaning

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[QUOTE="jackvegas21"]The gay mafia wins.martialbullet

I'm sure it gives "whacking" a whole new meaning

hahahaha, lmao!

That just made my night man, thanks :lol:

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all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

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all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

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S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

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#25 Pearl_of_Egypt
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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

wemhim

S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

it's possible my friend lied or exaggerated, I wouldn't be surprised because he does that a lot to make himself look cool :?

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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

wemhim

S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

yea as far as i know the Yakuza is male only, as far as official members go at least.

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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

Pearl_of_Egypt

S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

it's possible my friend lied or exaggerated, I wouldn't be surprised because he does that a lot to make himself look cool :?

Yeah, that's probably it. And uh yeah, I chekced on the internet(Just a second after I typed my response) and apparently they can't join like I thought. He probably just exaggerated.
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#28 Pearl_of_Egypt
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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

wemhim

S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

it's possible my friend lied or exaggerated, I wouldn't be surprised because he does that a lot to make himself look cool :?

Yeah, that's probably it. And uh yeah, I chekced on the internet(Just a second after I typed my response) and apparently they can't join like I thought. He probably just exaggerated.

hehe yeah I checked it out too. oh well it's not the first time I catch him lying about his life :P

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i choose the triad b/c theres nothing more cool than the chinese mafia.
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#30 martialbullet
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Without Traids, this thread is nothing.

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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

wemhim

S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

she could have been a yakuza member if she tatoos on her back. only way to proove if she was a yakuza member(i think yakuza mmembers still have lots of tatoos that cover their enitre back right?)

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#32 wemhim
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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

all mafias are messed up, they'd probably just whack each other to nothingness.

a little off-topic I had a somewhat scary experience with a yakuza member chick. one night my friend randomly called me to come clubbing with him and his friends. I told him I didn't have my car so he insisted on picking me up which I found bizarre since he lives far from me and usually doesn't like picking me up. so I get in the car and on the way there he tells me about some chick he was seeing that was a yakuza member and then he found out she was playing him with someone else. turned out she was going to be there that night, and it turned out he only brought me to make her jealous. apparently when she saw me she cried and she and her big gang of friends were giving me insane looks of death all night, I was freaked out :|

TheShadowLord07

S/he was a liar(The friend or the girl).

A. I don't think women are initiated into the Yakuza.

B. Even if so, I doubt she'd give you bad looks with her friends, notorious criminal organizations don't do that.

she could have been a yakuza member if she tatoos on her back. only way to proove if she was a yakuza member(i think yakuza mmembers still have lots of tatoos that cover their enitre back right?)

I'm fairly sure they do. However, it just didn't sound to Yakuzaish. Sounded more like some girl that was just a *****.
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#33 trickmyster13
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Where is the irsih mafia, who is representing all the micks in here?
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#34 simonromano2007
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[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

[QUOTE="jackvegas21"]The gay mafia wins.kozzy1234

I'm sure it gives "whacking" a whole new meaning

hahahaha, lmao!

That just made my night man, thanks :lol:

lol "laughs self to death"
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i choose the triad b/c theres nothing more cool than the chinese mafia.Putzwapputzen
whats the traid
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#36 kirk4ever
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Russian.
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#37 thusaha
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The Russian.
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#38 Bad_Mofo_Gamer
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The gay mafia wins.jackvegas21

They're fabulous!!!

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#39 Swift_Boss_A
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Well I don't know but in order I like the mafia then the yakuza and then the Russian mafia. I'm talking movie wise guys, even though I have yet to see a movie featuring Russian mafia :P

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#40 Taggsai
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Italian mob ftw
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#41 Immortalica
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The Italian mafia of course.
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#42 -Sniper99-
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no love for the Ukrainian mafia? :cry:
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Italian Mafia easily. They mean serious business.
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#44 Banestyrelsen
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Italian mob, they have influence all over the world, and a huge source of soldiers.hillelslovak

That's what the movies would suggest, but my feeling is that the Italian mob is more like #3 when both those categories are considered. Add the triads into the mix, and they are #4.

The yakuza may not be very active internationally, although they have been known to cooperate with e.g. Thai and triad groups where profitable, but in sheer manpower the Italians can't match them. The yakuza are very well established in Japan to the point of existing in a near-symbiotic relationship with the government. It has an insane amount of members, over 100,000 are officially registered as yakuza, compared to around a 1,000 American real mafioso (who mostly hire non-member street thugs to do their dirty work to avoid sullying their hands).

Outside Italy, the Russian mob has far more European influence than the cosa nostra, and are responsible for a massive amount of car thefts, drugs and human trafficking. It would very much surprise me if the Russians didn't have both more manpower and more global reach than the Italians, given the size of Russia's population (almost three times that of Italy) and the sociopolitical situation in Mother Russia, a virtual paradise for the growth of large-scale organised crime groups.

None of them can hold a candle to the triads, however, who are not only the most numerous and the ones with the furthest reach, they are also more heavily involved in global human trafficking, as well as counterfeiting of consumer goods based on the Chinese mainland. These industries are much more profitable than gambling, drugs and weapons, combined with much lower risks since the consequences for getting caught are almost negligible compared to drug or weapons smuggling, money laundering or fraud.

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#45 Dopemonk736
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Where is the irsih mafia, who is representing all the micks in here?trickmyster13

oh damn I forgot. my great grand daddy was in the Irish Mafia and they are notorious (no joke)

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#46 The_Ish
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Who the hell is Yakuza?Ilived

The Japanese Mafia. Hundreds of years old, with a vast influence in not only Japan, but Taiwan, China, Korea and Los Angelos. Lots of power, lots of experience, lots of soldiers anf believe it or not, lots of tradition.

the what?simonromano2007

The Chinese Mafia. The largest criminal organization, with an estimated 100,000 members all around the world. A very old organization with lots of experience.

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Where is the irsih mafia, who is representing all the micks in here?trickmyster13

No one wants a criminal organization to represent their country.

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#48 The_Ish
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The Italian mafia of course.Immortalica
Italian Mafia easily. They mean serious business.Dopemonk736

Believe it or not, the Italian Mafia is probably the most legitimate of the mafias, though they still commit criminal acts. The problem with them is that they have financial strength, but very little soldier strength. There are not many soldiers in the Italian mafia.

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#49 simonromano2007
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ok then from now on lets make this more interesting and lets include the irsh mafia and Al Quaeda
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#50 simonromano2007
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by the way im th TC