Where is the body if Jesus didn't rise from the dead???

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#1 Sedin44
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He definitly lived. If he didn't rise from the dead then where is the body??

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#2 KiIIyou
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I DIDNT EAT IT
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#3 cd_rom
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Where is the body of any human being that lived 2000 years ago?
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#4 bub166
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Maybe he never existed?

:O

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In my closet.
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The ground would be a good place to start.

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#7 Sedin44
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In my closet.Gallego
With your sexuality?
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#8 Sedin44
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The ground would be a good place to start.

CycleOfViolence
Got a shovel?
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I buried him out back.

He is feeding my flowers.

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#10 Gallego
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[QUOTE="Gallego"]In my closet.Sedin44
With your sexuality?

and your intelligence.
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#11 Zeviander
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Lack of body does not imply resurrection. Do all the dead bodies never found also rise from the dead because we can't find them?
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#12 whipassmt
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But Jesus did rise from the dead and His Body is in Heaven. Though the Church is his mystical body.

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#13 Sedin44
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Lack of body does not imply resurrection. Do all the dead bodies never found also rise from the dead because we can't find them? Zeviander
It might.
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#14 Sedin44
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[QUOTE="Sedin44"][QUOTE="Gallego"]In my closet.Gallego
With your sexuality?

and your intelligence.

Don't fear you can tell us, we won't judge. You wouldn't mind prison too much huh
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[QUOTE="Zeviander"]Lack of body does not imply resurrection. Do all the dead bodies never found also rise from the dead because we can't find them?

Oh Christ zombie Hoffa is going to wreck the sh*t out of Wisconsin.
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#16 deactivated-598fc45371265
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The Vatican has it.

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#17 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="Zeviander"]Lack of body does not imply resurrection. Do all the dead bodies never found also rise from the dead because we can't find them? Ace6301
Oh Christ zombie Hoffa is going to wreck the sh*t out of Wisconsin.

Not if zombie Tommy Thompson rises to do it again.

Yeah, he's not actually dead but he's like a political zombie.

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#18 whipassmt
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Well, this isn't actual body, but there is a body of Christ in Texas.

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#19 LordQuorthon
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He definitly lived.

Sedin44

What if he didn't?

8626.gif

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#20 whipassmt
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The Vatican has it.

Storm_Marine

Not only the Vatican. Every Catholic Church has it in a tabernacle.

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#21 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="Storm_Marine"]

The Vatican has it.

whipassmt

Not only the Vatican. Every Catholic Church has it in a tabernacle.

I wouldn't want to think how they saw one corpse into so many pieces.

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#22 Philokalia
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Christos Anesti, ek nekron.

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#23 THE_DRUGGIE
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Christos Anesti, ek nekron.

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Habeus corpus

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#24 Philokalia
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Habeus corpus

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Kyrie~

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#25 whipassmt
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Christos Anesti, ek nekron.

Philokalia

what does ek mean? Christos Anesti means Christ has risen. Nekron is dead or death. Does ek mean from (with ek nekron meaning from the dead)?

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#26 Sedin44
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[QUOTE="LordQuorthon"]

[QUOTE="Sedin44"]

He definitly lived.

What if he didn't?

8626.gif

Theres plety of third party accounts that valiate his existence. Im not trying to have this dumb debate. Educate yourself and then come back to my forumss and speak.
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Habeus corpus

Philokalia

Kyrie~

She kept getting kidnapped by that one priest guy.

The plot of that game was so dumb.

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[QUOTE="Sedin44"][QUOTE="LordQuorthon"]

[QUOTE="Sedin44"]

He definitly lived.

What if he didn't?

8626.gif

Theres plety of third party accounts that valiate his existence. Im not trying to have this dumb debate. Educate yourself and then come back to my forumss and speak.

Who are these third parties?
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#29 Philokalia
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what does ek mean? Christos Anesti means Christ has risen. Nekron is dead or death. Does ek mean from (with ek nekron meaning from the dead)?

whipassmt

Its a chant in the Greek church, it means Christ has risen from the dead.

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#30 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Christos Anesti, ek nekron.

THE_DRUGGIE

Habeus corpus

I don't think there is such a word as Habeus, do you mean Habeas (you may have) or Habemus (we have).

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#31 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Christos Anesti, ek nekron.

whipassmt

Habeus corpus

I don't think there is such a word as Habeus, do you mean Habeas (you may have) or Habemus (we have).

Writ of bullpoopy.

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#32 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Habeus corpus

Philokalia

Kyrie~

Uh oh. I feel a Greek chant comming on.

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#33 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Habeus corpus

THE_DRUGGIE

I don't think there is such a word as Habeus, do you mean Habeas (you may have) or Habemus (we have).

Writ of bullpoopy.

you mean writ of Habeas Corpus?

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#34 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Habeus corpus

whipassmt

Kyrie~

Uh oh. I feel a Greek chant comming on.

Is it going to be like Holy Grail where they bonk themselves with planks?

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#35 bub166
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[QUOTE="Sedin44"][QUOTE="LordQuorthon"]

What if he didn't?

8626.gif

-Sun_Tzu-

Theres plety of third party accounts that valiate his existence. Im not trying to have this dumb debate. Educate yourself and then come back to my forumss and speak.

Who are these third parties?

I'm a third party. I was there when it happened. Trust me, I'm a third party.

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#36 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] I don't think there is such a word as Habeus, do you mean Habeas (you may have) or Habemus (we have).

whipassmt

Writ of bullpoopy.

you mean writ of Habeas Corpus?

Writ of okay I'm not good at latin what do you want from me?

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#37 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="Storm_Marine"]

The Vatican has it.

THE_DRUGGIE

Not only the Vatican. Every Catholic Church has it in a tabernacle.

I wouldn't want to think how they saw one corpse into so many pieces.

They didn't. Christ ascended into Heaven. Transubstantiation changes the substance of the bread and wine into His body, blood, soul and divinity.

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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Habeus corpus

Philokalia

Kyrie~

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#39 Philokalia
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Uh oh. I feel a Greek chant comming on.

whipassmt

U asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43yPMicTjW4&feature=related

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#40 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Writ of bullpoopy.

THE_DRUGGIE

you mean writ of Habeas Corpus?

Writ of okay I'm not good at latin what do you want from me?

That's fine. Multis non **** latine.

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[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"][QUOTE="Sedin44"] Theres plety of third party accounts that valiate his existence. Im not trying to have this dumb debate. Educate yourself and then come back to my forumss and speak.bub166

Who are these third parties?

I'm a third party. I was there when it happened. Trust me, I'm a third party.

Well I'm sold.
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#42 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] Not only the Vatican. Every Catholic Church has it in a tabernacle.

whipassmt

I wouldn't want to think how they saw one corpse into so many pieces.

They didn't. Christ ascended into Heaven. Transubstantiation changes the substance of the bread and wine into His body, blood, soul and divinity.

That sounds horrific.

And totally metal because I like those two things so apparently I eat people.

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#43 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] you mean writ of Habeas Corpus?

whipassmt

Writ of okay I'm not good at latin what do you want from me?

That's fine. Multis non **** latine.

Okay. The latin word for they speak (the infinitive form is dicere) apparently contains a swear in English. Actually a lot of Latin words look like English words that are vulgar.

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[QUOTE="bub166"]

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"] Who are these third parties?-Sun_Tzu-

I'm a third party. I was there when it happened. Trust me, I'm a third party.

Well I'm sold.

Yeah, the coolest part is that Jesus really knows how to party. We went crazy after that, and it turns out, he has a time travel machine. We went to the time where the White House was being redone, and if you look really hard, you can now find buttock-shaped prints on the walls of the Oval Office, from when the paint was still not dry.

Pretty awesome, right?

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[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I wouldn't want to think how they saw one corpse into so many pieces.

THE_DRUGGIE

They didn't. Christ ascended into Heaven. Transubstantiation changes the substance of the bread and wine into His body, blood, soul and divinity.

That sounds horrific.

And totally metal because I like those two things so apparently I eat people.

It doesn't affect all bread and wine. Only bread and wine specifically consecrated by a priest for that very purpose. And it isn't canabalism either.

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#46 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] you mean writ of Habeas Corpus?

whipassmt

Writ of okay I'm not good at latin what do you want from me?

That's fine. Multis non **** latine.

What the **** did you just call me?

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It went UP.
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[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"][QUOTE="bub166"]

I'm a third party. I was there when it happened. Trust me, I'm a third party.

bub166

Well I'm sold.

Yeah, the coolest part is that Jesus really knows how to party. We went crazy after that, and it turns out, he has a time travel machine. We went to the time where the White House was being redone, and if you look really hard, you can now find buttock-shaped prints on the walls of the Oval Office, from when the paint was still not dry.

Pretty awesome, right?

No one is safe from the miracles of Jesus.

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[QUOTE="bub166"]

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"] Well I'm sold. -Sun_Tzu-

Yeah, the coolest part is that Jesus really knows how to party. We went crazy after that, and it turns out, he has a time travel machine. We went to the time where the White House was being redone, and if you look really hard, you can now find buttock-shaped prints on the walls of the Oval Office, from when the paint was still not dry.

Pretty awesome, right?

No one is safe from the miracles of Jesus.

Agreed, wonderful things indeed.

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#50 -Unreal-
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He definitly lived. If he didn't rise from the dead then where is the body??

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