Whats the worst thing you have done in church

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#101 tocool340
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Crapped on myself so the whole church can smell it... I actually think I stole from the offering once too....
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#102 ghoklebutter
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I'm a Muslim, so I only go to mosques. One time I completely distracted someone who was praying; and he gave me a piercing glare even after I apologized. D:
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#103 scorch-62
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Old thread is old.
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#104 Darth-Caedus
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Go to to it. Dear god what a waste of perfectly good time that could be spent sleeping in a nice comfy bed...rather then an uncomfortable pew.:P
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#105 Astrapsody
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I listened.

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#106 Regent192
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I was playing around with my brother
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#107 mlbslugger86
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make jokes about how the church didn't pay its electric bill since they shut off the lights for prayer

or make fun in communion when the priest put there hand on their heads and i said the power of christ compells you

i'm atheist so it explains why i was joking around instead of taking it seriously

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#109 BiancaDK
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and another time I almost punched a priest in the face.cowboymonkey21
i almost killed everyone in church once, just short of doing it actually almost felt bad
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#110 UnknownSniper65
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I don't go to church but my friend is a mormon (he hates it but the rest of the family forces it on him) and he sleeps a lot during their church things (special name for it)

going to be interresting when his parents make him do missionary work ***grabs popcorn***

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#111 cheesyjon
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I got a boner in church.

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#112 jun_aka_pekto
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Falling asleep and snoring. And I snore pretty loud too. :lol:

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#113 C-Lee
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Flirted with a really hot girl.
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#114 GTbiking4life
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I haven't done anything bad at Church. I guess I just respect everyone.

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#115 Dman0017
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I;ve only been in a church once and that was for my sister's wedding. I made the mistake of swapping some particularly dirty jokes with the rest of the wedding party.
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#116 Pixel-Pirate
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Fell asleep.

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#117 KH-mixerX
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I felt up a girl in one of the conference rooms not in use at the back of my church. I'm eternally ashamed of it.

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#118 jalexbrown
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In Christian church - standing up halfway through the sermon and shouting, "I can't take any more of this ****! You guys are all nuts!"
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#119 supa_badman
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Uhm...

Damn I don't know, swore?

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#120 carrot-cake
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Whoa, I was looking through the first page and I saw the_ish and I thought was unbanned! Then I realised this thread is old.

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#121 mindstorm
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I'm not sure. One thing that comes to mind was accidentally snorting during prayer due to inhaled laughter.
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#122 jalexbrown
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Whoa, I was looking through the first page and I saw the_ish and I thought was unbanned! Then I realised this thread is old.

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No surprise somebody with seventeen posts bumped it. Why do the new members always go back and bump old threads instead of just going into new ones?
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#123 bobbetybob
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I always used to say "May the force be with you" instead of "peace be with you" when you had to shake hands.
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#124 StrawberryHill
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[QUOTE="aaron6808"]not let the priest come in my hair.dooly420
:lol:

Oh my goodness. :lol:

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#125 optiow
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I farted.
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#126 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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I thought this thread was new then got to pearl of egypt's post and realized how very wrong i was.
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#127 naomigate
Member since 2007 • 163 Posts

Well. have none yet

but i'll share what my young bro did.

he said in our language, Filipino, The MF****** word out loud in church

VERY EMBARRASSING