Whats the worst thing you have done in church

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[QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.sSubZerOo

catholics are the ones that take it to the extreme. im a baptist....i believe in god, but i still cuss off people, flip off people, **** in the boys bathroom floor at my school,........we can be quite normal

The majority of all sects were extreme during a time.. Catholics and Protestents for instance were killing each other for centuries across the european landscape.

damm all of my ancestors then.....and i dont know what a protestant is.

something else....my grandfather is a flippin priest, but he kicks his dogs all the time and throws the over their front gate when hes mad. ooooooooo

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[QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.rcignoni

catholics are the ones that take it to the extreme. im a baptist....i believe in god, but i still cuss off people, flip off people, **** in the boys bathroom floor at my school,........we can be quite normal

Hehe you do know that Catholics and protestants have a colorful history of killing one another for centuries due to their differences?

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[QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.rcignoni

catholics are the ones that take it to the extreme. im a baptist....i believe in god, but i still cuss off people, flip off people, **** in the boys bathroom floor at my school,........we can be quite normal

HAHAHA

we dont worship mary or 300 saints or the pope or bishops....our priest doesnt wear a dress.......we just go to church, listen to the sermon, go home, eat fried chicken.

[QUOTE="MarioFanatic"][QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.sarmini

[QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"][QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.MarioFanatic

HAHAHA what the hell

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[QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.dEtHsLaYeR

catholics are the ones that take it to the extreme. im a baptist....i believe in god, but i still cuss off people, flip off people, **** in the boys bathroom floor at my school,........we can be quite normal

The majority of all sects were extreme during a time.. Catholics and Protestents for instance were killing each other for centuries across the european landscape.

damm all of my ancestors then.....and i dont know what a protestant is.

something else....my grandfather is a flippin priest, but he kicks his dogs all the time and throws the over their front gate when hes mad. ooooooooo

The real difference between them is the fact that protestants rejected Pope rule, as well as had some notable differences in roman catholic laws... Least thats how it started.

Basically the north parts of Europe for a time were Protestants and the southern ones were catholic. Many wars were caused due to this.

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[QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.sSubZerOo

catholics are the ones that take it to the extreme. im a baptist....i believe in god, but i still cuss off people, flip off people, **** in the boys bathroom floor at my school,........we can be quite normal

The majority of all sects were extreme during a time.. Catholics and Protestents for instance were killing each other for centuries across the european landscape.

damm all of my ancestors then.....and i dont know what a protestant is.

something else....my grandfather is a flippin priest, but he kicks his dogs all the time and throws the over their front gate when hes mad. ooooooooo

The real difference between them is the fact that protestants rejected Pope rule, as well as had some notable differences in roman catholic laws... Least thats how it started.

Basically the north parts of Europe for a time were Protestants and the southern ones were catholic. Many wars were caused due to this.

i wish i was you, then i could get a decent world history grade.....

but now i am leaving the forums, because i am missing out on my friday night call of duty 4 spree BYE

[QUOTE="MarioFanatic"][QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"][QUOTE="sarmini"][QUOTE="MarioFanatic"]me and a group of friends beat up an atheist.dEtHsLaYeR

HAHAHA what the hell

Almost fell asleep during a sermon about the horrors of rock music...

(It wasn't my church FYI)

I wish you guys were more mature and would post real answers instead of making dumb jokes...

Heaven forbid I actually learn something from talking to people online!

Almost fell asleep during a sermon about the horrors of rock music...

(It wasn't my church FYI)

Dutch_Mix

I dont go to Church, but I have gone a couple of times. Worst thing?

Skateboard in the church probably and the priest was yelling at me and my friends. Thats when I was into skateboarding, now I hate it.

I don't go to church but my friend is a mormon (he hates it but the rest of the family forces it on him) and he sleeps a lot during their church things (special name for it)

going to be interresting when his parents make him do missionary work ***grabs popcorn***

I can't say I've done anything incredibly bad in church.

Anyway, I could probably drink a lot of the drink that they serve during the communion (it's a kind of wine, isn't it?). Just by the taste, I can tell that it's a gift from Jesus.

(I'm not trying to upset non-Christians with that last statement.)

I don't go to church but my friend is a mormon (he hates it but the rest of the family forces it on him) and he sleeps a lot during their church things (special name for it)

going to be interresting when his parents make him do missionary work ***grabs popcorn***

UnknownSniper65

I honestly would be extremely disrespectful to his parents every chance I got.. These type of parents I despise, that they force their beliefs down the childs throat, and if they child refuses they are punished and/or disowned. Its absolutely disgusting and immature at best.

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I don't go to church but my friend is a mormon (he hates it but the rest of the family forces it on him) and he sleeps a lot during their church things (special name for it)

going to be interresting when his parents make him do missionary work ***grabs popcorn***

sSubZerOo

I honestly would be extremely disrespectful to his parents every chance I got.. These type of parents I despise, that they force their beliefs down the childs throat, and if they child refuses they are punished and/or disowned. Its absolutely disgusting and immature at best.

i stole money from them ;)Dmw09

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I don't go to church but my friend is a mormon (he hates it but the rest of the family forces it on him) and he sleeps a lot during their church things (special name for it)

going to be interresting when his parents make him do missionary work ***grabs popcorn***

MarioFanatic

I honestly would be extremely disrespectful to his parents every chance I got.. These type of parents I despise, that they force their beliefs down the childs throat, and if they child refuses they are punished and/or disowned. Its absolutely disgusting and immature at best.

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I don't go to church but my friend is a mormon (he hates it but the rest of the family forces it on him) and he sleeps a lot during their church things (special name for it)

going to be interresting when his parents make him do missionary work ***grabs popcorn***

cowboymonkey21

I honestly would be extremely disrespectful to his parents every chance I got.. These type of parents I despise, that they force their beliefs down the childs throat, and if they child refuses they are punished and/or disowned. Its absolutely disgusting and immature at best.

Two things.

1. I made change in the offering plate

2. I recorded "YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL!" in a toy parate in the Bible School room. It freaked out all the little kids.

Pretended I was gay In fact, that was the only thing I've ever done in church....Darth_Tyrev

[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]Pretended I was gay In fact, that was the only thing I've ever done in church....cowboymonkey21

I have one "friend" at work that is in his 20's and is obsessed with showing me his pokemans.

The_Glorious

I've never heard it referred to as a "pokemans" before! :D

the lady in the row above me dropped her baby on the top part of the bench that was infront of her and i started busting out laughing while the baby screamed real loud everyone was giving me these glares :lol:

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I have one "friend" at work that is in his 20's and is obsessed with showing me his pokemans.

Stesilaus

I've never heard it referred to as a "pokemans" before! :D

It's code for the guy is gay and is trying to show him his penis.

Well, I threw a tantrum in the middle of the aisle once during the middle of a sermon. Mind you, I was barely a year old.

That's really all I can think of. I behave respectfully at church.

[QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]Pretended I was gay In fact, that was the only thing I've ever done in church....MarioFanatic

even though i am christian ive never been to church at least i cant remember. I know i should go but ill go some time in the future.

Holding my laughter in my friend's church.They took christianity real serious...

Hell,my friend didn't blame me.He also says they take it too far.

Well I was christian but now i'm an Atheist.so one time I farted in church...lets just say the wood pews make it sound REALLY LOUD!.my friend and I were laughing so much about.

Drink slurpie.

When I was little I used to bring in my gameboy in play pokemon. :lol: