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#1 helium_flash
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I've heard a bunch of dumb things, but i guess "Well.. technically, we are ALL related, so there is nothing wrong with liking your relatives" takes the cake.

I was like ":|"

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#2 LINKloco
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"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.
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#3 Yagami-Iori
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There is a God.
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#4 TongHua
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"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"
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#5 lionheart1981oz
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Give me your money
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#6 tristan_FFCC
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man atheist are like mac users they can shut the hell up
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#7 muthsera666
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There is a God.Yagami-Iori

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

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#8 LoG-Sacrament
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here we go.

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/j/e/jesloves.htm

we used to have to sing this in catholic school. i couldnt help but laugh.

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#9 bradleybhoy
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The dumbest religious comments I've ever heard (or read) are actually some of the ones here on gamespot. Like that guy anamosa who believed god had sent a hurricane to florida to stop him from going there. :lol: I think he was young though.
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#10 helium_flash
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Anothing thing i remember was recently my English teacher was like "Humans are 3-dimensional creatures: the body, the mind, and the spirit." And i said to the person next to me "Did it just get a lot more religious in here?" and she was like "Yea.. she did this last year too."
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#11 Taegukki
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"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"TongHua
"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

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"Please, join our church" ....umm, NO? :|
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"Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip" -That was actually written on the little bulletin board outside of a church I drive by on my way to work everyday. Then there was a couple of pro-life religious fanatics picketing outside the local abortion clinic and one of their signs said, "Oulaw abortion, Women deserve better".
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[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"Taegukki

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

This holds no relevancy to the situation.

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#16 TM_Darkside
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"Jesus would kill you."
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#17 sca321
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There is a God.Yagami-Iori
If not, then what are all the churches for? And who's Jesus' Dad?
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[QUOTE="Taegukki"]

[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"TongHua

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

This holds no relevancy to the situation.

Well, people are calling religion mental and a fairy tale. I thought id throw in a rebuttal.

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#20 halo9424
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here we go.

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/j/e/jesloves.htm

we used to have to sing this in catholic school. i couldnt help but laugh.

LoG-Sacrament

it sounds like a child molester wrote it...

this one guys once told me that god came from a different universe called luxoritactica over 60 billion light years away and that god is goiong to come very soon which i hope so since i'm catholic but what he said was just absurd

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#21 tristan_FFCC
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I dont belive in god and since this is the internets i will whine about it to you in caps yet im realy a angsty 13 year old
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[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.sca321
If not, then what are all the churches for? And who's Jesus' Dad?

Someone just watched the season opener for The Office.

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[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"Taegukki

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

There's more factual evidence backing up that theory than the theory of god. Was that supposed to be some sort of bash on science? Because it actually only gave me more reasons to believe that we're right on that one.

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#24 helium_flash
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man atheist are like mac users they can shut the hell uptristan_FFCC
HAHAHAH :lol:
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#25 bradleybhoy
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Why does that always come up when I'm eating. :cry:

:o God?

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#26 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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You wouldn't understand or get the reference if I told you, just know that it was pretty dumb.
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[QUOTE="TongHua"][QUOTE="Taegukki"]

[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"Taegukki

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

This holds no relevancy to the situation.

Well, people are calling religion mental and a fairy tale. I thought id throw in a rebuttal.

A rebuttle? The thing is, the bible actually bears strongs resemblences to a fairy tale and/or the type of things an insane person might yell at people wandering by on the street. The parallel universe article you posted has more of a... "scientifically verifyable study" vibe to it.

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A girl in my old school asked me if I go to church, I said "No", she said "Why? You won't be able to walk on heaven because you will fall to hell", and I said ":| I didn't know that"

Brainwashed I tell you.

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A girl in my old school asked me if I go to church, I said "No", she said "Why? You won't be able to walk on heaven because you will fall to hell", and I said ":| I didn't know that"

Brainwashed I tell you.

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the whole "you'll burn in hell" thing, to christians out there, that's a really bad way to win people to christ.
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[QUOTE="Taegukki"][QUOTE="TongHua"][QUOTE="Taegukki"]

[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"the_bi99man

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

This holds no relevancy to the situation.

Well, people are calling religion mental and a fairy tale. I thought id throw in a rebuttal.

A rebuttle? The thing is, the bible actually bears strongs resemblences to a fairy tale and/or the type of things an insane person might yell at people wandering by on the street. The parallel universe article you posted has more of a... "scientifically verifyable study" vibe to it.

You need God's love in your life. Maybe then you wouldn't be so hostile.

jk

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#31 sca321
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[QUOTE="sca321"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.Yagami-Iori

If not, then what are all the churches for? And who's Jesus' Dad?

Someone just watched the season opener for The Office.

Indeed I did. It was on an hour ago, if you didn't get it, I figured somebody else would.

Edit: Though it loses a lot of "the funny" typed out instead of on tv.

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#32 quiglythegreat
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One time this one religious person called another religious person dumb and then some nihilist in the background said each was an ignoramous and so I say the same now.
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#33 Taegukki
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[QUOTE="Taegukki"][QUOTE="TongHua"][QUOTE="Taegukki"]

[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"the_bi99man

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

This holds no relevancy to the situation.

Well, people are calling religion mental and a fairy tale. I thought id throw in a rebuttal.

A rebuttle? The thing is, the bible actually bears strongs resemblences to a fairy tale and/or the type of things an insane person might yell at people wandering by on the street. The parallel universe article you posted has more of a... "scientifically verifyable study" vibe to it.

So does me making a time machine.

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#34 quiglythegreat
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So does me making a time machine.

Taegukki
What on earth does that have to do with the strength of your position? That's terrible rhetoric right there; 'you're talking to someone who doesn't exist' 'oh yeah? Well then you know you're interupting!'
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#35 SupraGT
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this proves the point that most athiest have haughty attitudes. on this board anyways

don't worry, i've heard some athiests say stupider things.

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#36 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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this proves the point that most athiest have haughty attitudes. on this board anyways

don't worry, i've heard some athiests say stupider things.

SupraGT

Very true.

In either case, it seems like the dumbest comments are made by people who are just trying to follow the crowd, but don't really know or care what they believe for themselves.

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#37 LINKloco
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[QUOTE="TongHua"]"There is empirical proof of the bible" I was like "OH LAWD"Taegukki

"You should give yourself to God." I was like please stop talking. You sound mental.LINKloco

Speaking of things mental, how about this? So much for 'science'.

Still onlytheory. What's your point?

The Earth is round. The Earth revolves around the Sun. Didn't people burn at the stake for saying such mental things scientist stated hundreds of years ago in the hands of religious people? Quite sad.Please let logic be. They can back things up with facts, not fiction.

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#38 Kratos_Aurion56
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OMG You f***** you're going to hell OMG GROSS!!! :|
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#39 deadface001
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someone asked me if i was christian and i said no im an atheist

they were like oh, than your going to burn for worshiping satan

i was like um...no im not satanist

and they said there is no difference in the eyes of god

:O

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"Atheists and Agnostics were born with less brain cells, because their parents sinned. We should not make fun of them". My religion teacher said that when I was in primary school.
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#41 manningbowl135
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Some atheists, like the TC, are more annoying in OT than most religious people.

Fine you're atheist. Great. Keep it to yourself and stop trying to demean people who are religious.

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#42 fkholmes
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Some atheists, like the TC, are more annoying in OT than most religious people.

Fine you're atheist. Great. Keep it to yourself and stop trying to demean people who are religious.

manningbowl135

Personally, I've noticed religous people doing that more often than atheists.

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#43 Matts07
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I don't know, whats the dumbest thing an athiest has ever said to you?
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[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.sca321
If not, then what are all the churches for? And who's Jesus' Dad?




lmfao oh so many racist Mexican jokes could be made out of that but i wont because i dont want to offend anyone.
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#45 Sandro909
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I can't pick one... my mom loves to talk about religion. :lol:
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#46 Daffy101
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"You need more god in your life" I was like...pass
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#47 helium_flash
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Some atheists, like the TC, are more annoying in OT than most religious people.

Fine you're atheist. Great. Keep it to yourself and stop trying to demean people who are religious.

manningbowl135
Great job assuming things about me :lol: I haven't demeaned anyone in this thread.
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#48 Matts07
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[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

A girl in my old school asked me if I go to church, I said "No", she said "Why? You won't be able to walk on heaven because you will fall to hell", and I said ":| I didn't know that"

Brainwashed I tell you.

mig_killer2

the whole "you'll burn in hell" thing, to christians out there, that's a really bad way to win people to christ.

Iv never heard a christian that i know say anything about burning in hell, but i guess people love to say that in other places..?

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#49 Jocubus
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[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.muthsera666

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*
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#50 Honenheim
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there will be a white throne and all non believers will be punished.