Whats the best pickup line ever? IYO

Walk up and say, "you owe me a drink," and when they say "what?" or "why?" you say,"because I dropped mine when I saw you."

The best line is "Hi, well ... umm ... you know ...". Works everytime.

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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] So in Japan they don't use lines like that or can you speak Japenese?MgamerBD

Even if I could speak Japanese I doubt they would get it. I honestly have no clue if "breaking the ice" is a term they use or not. They seem to take everything I say seriously, even when I'm joking around with them. They don't really get it... I don't know though.

Yeah, I have been picking up the language despite how hard I try not to learn it.

I actually here it's better to speak English to Japanese girls. They seem to find it "cuter." I have no idea though. I'm not much into Japanese girls, but they are all I've got over here :lol:

Hey Babe, you turn my floppy disc into a harddrive.

(Setting = Beach)

"Do you know the sand man?..."

*Spinkle sand out of your hand onto the ground*

Well, this is more of an inside joke. My best friend and I tried to make his couisin (Who was like a Junior in highschool, and he was a little goofy looking) go up to some really hot chick on the boardwalk and say that... I don't think he did it, but he might have.

Meh whatever happens enjoy your time over there Yoko fox. You ain't missin nothing in the States...MgamerBD

I was actually just back in the States for a couple weeks. Glad I have a job over here in Japan, but I miss America terribly. I'm very close with my family and friends, so it's hard to be away from them. Still, I'm happy I have my independence and a nice life. Thanks for the wishes :)

"Hey.. you've got something in your eye, oh wait it's just a sparkle" ;) or this one works on blue eyed girls, something like "You know I was wondering why the sky was so gray today, but now I know all the blue went in your eye's"

Wanna see me naked?

"Hey, you got something in your eye. Nevermind its just a sparkle."alphamale1989

Actually, that's kind of cute.

Sometimes, I'll just tell a girl that I think she's beautiful and she'll smile and say, "Ohhh, thank you."

"I thought I was gay until I saw you"

"Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"Did the sun come out this morning or did you just smile?"

"Let me help you up"

SMEX NOAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1111

My Father told me to usethis one when i was 9 "Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten i see"

My Father told me to usethis one when i was 9 "Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten i see"

soulfood4

That one doesn't even make sense.

"Built Ford tough!"

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"Excuse me, you dropped your smile" It always works.sammyjenkis898

What the hell? Is this for guys to use on girls or the other way around? Cause it sounds like something that would piss off the person who isn't smiling.

"Built Ford tough!"

Wait. Pickup line....:question:

Astrapsody

Oh, you so funny.

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"Built Ford tough!"

Wait. Pickup line....:question:

swatsickle

Oh, you so funny.

That one's good too.

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"Built Ford tough!"

Wait. Pickup line....:question:

Astrapsody

Oh, you so funny.

That one's good too.

So was that one. :lol:

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong ;)BohemianAndy

Nice.

If you were a mechanic, I'd hand you a wrench.

What's that terrible one that I like? Hmm, it goes something like this:

You: "It must be tough being a single mom/dad."

Them: "What? I'm not a single mom/dad."

You: "Would you like to be?"

some waitress knocked a sugar packet on the floor while my friend and I were out to eat, and he picked it up and went "excuse me, you dropped your nametag" I was like lol wow...

What's that terrible one that I like? Hmm, it goes something like this:

You: "It must be tough being a single mom/dad."

Them: "What? I'm not a single mom/dad."

You: "Would you like to be?"

uhoh_hotdogs

That one's awesome.

[QUOTE="BohemianAndy"]Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong ;)swatsickle

Nice.

Something about Trent Reznor and being pounded with a nine-inch nail.

Legs are the word of the day. Let's go to my place and spread the word. :P

"Excuse me, Can you help me?

My phone is broke, it doens't have your number in it"

who uses pick-up lines anyway?

Legs are the word of the day. Let's go to my place and spread the word. :P

Nicolas101

Awesome.

"Excuse me, Can you help me?

My phone is broke, it doens't have your number in it"

who uses pick-up lines anyway?

Ace_WondersX

Pick-up lines are pretty stupid.

For some reason, my favorite has always been

"I lost my number, can I have your's?"

For some reason, my favorite has always been

"I lost my number, can I have your's?"

Anti-Repellent

That one is so old.

You laugh because I'm different.

I laugh because you're all the same.

Hey, are you tired? Cause you been runnin through my mind all day!

I'll get that cleaned up lickety split, speaking of lickety split, let's meet up later. Seriously I'm kinda new in town aint got many friends... Wassup? (Joe Dirt)

I always felt that Ford did pretty well making their F150's.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this one:

"I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U."

Do you work on a chicken farm 'cause you're good at raising c*cks!CreepingDeath_

My God.

My friend coined this one:
'I wish clocks were an accepted form of currency, because I want to spend time with you.'

Hey Babe, you turn my floppy disc into a harddrive.

blue_phazon

hahahahaha. lol could'nt stop laughing when i read this. :lol: anyway nice pick up line. ;)

I have a gamespot account on xxx level with yyy emblems, wanna rock?

Works like a charm. Every single time.

You know, they made a mistake when the alphabet was created....

("Why?")

Because they didn't put "U" and "I" together....